1. "You talk to them, dear, they're your parents."
2. In San Francisco, you never know what one of those 'My dad can beat up your dad' challenges will lead to.
3. Pedro and Leon eventually received an NEA Grant.
4. "Oh, poo! I just broke a nail."
5. As it turns out, a few changes in the dress code were all the NSA needed to make Gitmo interrogations acceptable to Andrew Sullivan.
6. "I didn't say they were fighting, I said they were exchanging blows."
7. "Sorry, we can't continue until the kid with the Wesson Oil arrives."
8. After Barney Frank's Chairmanship of the House Banking Committee, the mortgage application process would never be the same.
Best of Jonathan
"Do you really think we'll need THAT much rope for Mr. Gere's gerbils?"
Best of sonicfrog
Competition for the role of Mr. Slave in the live-action South Park movie is quite fearce.
Best of Submariner
When did Grace Jones get her skin bleached?
If I tell you where the Roaming Gnome is, will you still promise to beat it out of me?
Best of champaignken
Under the Democratic Congress, the Boy Scouts introduce the new knott-tying badge.
Really, does this harness make me look fat?
Best of Silhouette
"You can untie me now. Really. The election is over. I promise never to even think about voting Republican again."
Best of The Man
If one of these guys jumped on your back...would you beat him off?
Best of Jason
Lt. Watada is that you?
Best of Rodney Dill
"So why do you hang around with that Sadist?" "Beats me."
Best of racerboy
When the Divine Miss M finds out what you've done with her boots, you're going to be verrrrry sorry!
Best of sixdegreesofblondness
"My moobs are bigger'n yours. Live with it."
Best of Adjustah
These were the days that Superman really regretted having X-ray vision...
Best of Michigan-Matt
"You know honey, lisps just don't go with poromeric simulated leather at any level of fashion sense."
Best of jeff
"So, do you use saddle soap on your shorts, or do you prefer the chafing feel?"
Best of jbinnout
Hmmmm... 29 comments in and no mention of "Sub and SOTG your prom dates are here!" ...somebody had to do it...
Best of CJ
So, ROTC is out, but this kind of thing is OK? WTF?
H/T: Leatherdancing Franco IBC