Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Bringing New Meaning to the Phrase, WTF

1. "You talk to them, dear, they're your parents."

2. In San Francisco, you never know what one of those 'My dad can beat up your dad' challenges will lead to.

3. Pedro and Leon eventually received an NEA Grant.

4. "Oh, poo! I just broke a nail."

5. As it turns out, a few changes in the dress code were all the NSA needed to make Gitmo interrogations acceptable to Andrew Sullivan.

6. "I didn't say they were fighting, I said they were exchanging blows."

7. "Sorry, we can't continue until the kid with the Wesson Oil arrives."

8. After Barney Frank's Chairmanship of the House Banking Committee, the mortgage application process would never be the same.

Best of Jonathan
"Do you really think we'll need THAT much rope for Mr. Gere's gerbils?"

Best of sonicfrog
Competition for the role of Mr. Slave in the live-action South Park movie is quite fearce.

Best of Submariner
When did Grace Jones get her skin bleached?

If I tell you where the Roaming Gnome is, will you still promise to beat it out of me?

Best of champaignken
Under the Democratic Congress, the Boy Scouts introduce the new knott-tying badge.

Really, does this harness make me look fat?

Best of Silhouette
"You can untie me now. Really. The election is over. I promise never to even think about voting Republican again."

Best of The Man
If one of these guys jumped on your back...would you beat him off?

Best of Jason
Lt. Watada is that you?

Best of Rodney Dill
"So why do you hang around with that Sadist?" "Beats me."

Best of racerboy
When the Divine Miss M finds out what you've done with her boots, you're going to be verrrrry sorry!

Best of sixdegreesofblondness
"My moobs are bigger'n yours. Live with it."

Best of Adjustah
These were the days that Superman really regretted having X-ray vision...

Best of Michigan-Matt
"You know honey, lisps just don't go with poromeric simulated leather at any level of fashion sense."

Best of jeff
"So, do you use saddle soap on your shorts, or do you prefer the chafing feel?"

Best of jbinnout
Hmmmm... 29 comments in and no mention of "Sub and SOTG your prom dates are here!" ...somebody had to do it...

Best of CJ
So, ROTC is out, but this kind of thing is OK? WTF?

H/T: Leatherdancing Franco IBC

34 comments:

Submariner said...

If we're really, REALLY lucky, Barrieta Bonds will swish by soon on "her" way to spring training...

Jonathan said...

"Do you really think we'll need THAT much rope for Mr. Gere's gerbils?"

sonicfrog said...

Competition for the role of Mr. Slave in the live-action South Park movie is quite fearce.

sonicfrog said...

What, is this just a game to you????

I just don't understand. Why does no one take me seriously.

Submariner said...

When did Grace Jones get her skin bleached?

Submariner said...

No, really; what happens in Avalon Manor REALLY SHOULD STAY in Avalon Manor...

Submariner said...

Andrew Sullivan Productions proudly presents our version "The Streets of San Francisco" where the only things going up and down over humps in the road is the cast...

Submariner said...

If I tell you where the Roaming Gnome is, will you still promise to beat it out of me?

champaignken said...

Under the Democratic Congress, the Boy Scouts introduce the new knott-tying badge.

Really, does this harness make me look fat?

Silhouette said...

"You can untie me now. Really. The election is over. I promise never to even think about voting Republican again."

Submariner said...

San Francisco's "Market Street Dance" never achieved either the following or popularity of "River Dance."

The Man said...

If one of these guys jumped on your back...would you beat him off?

Jason said...

Lt. Watada is that you?

Jason said...

Ms. Pelosi unveils her new plan to interrogate terrorists.

lawhawk said...

Performance art takes on new relevance as Rangel finds no problems providing tax breaks for f-me heels and thigh high patent leather boots.

What happens in SF stays in SF, you understand that don't you? I guess you didn't. Now you will pay.

Rodney Dill said...

"So why do you hang around with that Sadist?"
"Beats me."

racerboy said...

When the Divine Miss M finds out what you've done with her boots, you're going to be verrrrry sorry!

divine miss m said...

Lance, I have a confession...I met some Swedish tourists named...Lars, Lars and Lars.

racerboy said...

There, now you're f*cked!

Anonymous said...

"Hi Leffingwell. You look like my little Aryan Prison Bitch!"

sixdegreesofblondness said...

"My moobs are bigger'n yours. Live with it."

What, me worry? said...

"What do you mean untie you? I let you loose last Tuesday so that you could vote for the anti-American, pro-commie, queer-loving, Christian bashing, baby killing, anti-war dhimicrats, didn't I?"

Submariner said...

Jason said...
Ms. Pelosi unveils her new plan to interrogate terrorists.


Thanks a freakin' lot, Jason. Now I have Pelosi in this outfit in my head and it's time for bed - 10 will get you 2 that I have that as a nightmare all damn night.

Adjustah said...

These were the days that Superman really regretted having X-ray vision...

Michigan-Matt said...

When NancyP told the street vendors she was bringing "San Francisco Values" to DC after the upcoming election victories, no one thought she meant this. Strangely, the press lingered a little more than prudent.

Michigan-matt said...

The onlookers from Livonia, after reviewing their cameraphone vid clip, commented "You know honey, lisps just don't go with poromeric simulated leather at any level of fashion sense. I don't believe they are gay."

jeff said...

"So, do you use saddle soap on your shorts, or do you prefer the chafing feel?"

lawhawk said...

Darth Vader has finally underestiminated the technological terror that you've created.

Jason said...

I'm here to help submariner. But do you think that those pumps match your undies?

prince of leaves said...

"Way I figure, if the Dems DO reinstate the draft, it will be politically impossible to also drop the ban on openly-gay military. Let the rubes here get a couple more pictures of us, post them on Flickr, and we're conscription-proof!"

jbinnout said...

Hmmmm... 29 comments in and no mention of "Sub and SOTG your prom dates are here!" ...somebody had to do it...

Submariner said...

"Now I whistle a hypnotic tune on the skin flute and magically the trouser snake will stand up."

Snake charmers in San Fran are a bit different than those in New Delhi...

Cricket said...

"I want to be Harry Potter tied to the tombstone next time."

Brian in MA said...

"Nancy Pelosi's first task was to ensure the American public that San Franscisco values were not out of the mainstream, now that she was representing all of America."

OR

"San Fransciscans gather at rally to denounce torture."