Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Big Love

1. Mahmoud Ahmadinejihad and Wilfred Brimley were married today in a civil ceremony in Somerset, MA.

2. This Christmas, show him you'd storm the embassy with him all over again... ♪ Every kiss begins with K...

3. "In deference to your hip pain, we'll use the doggie position."

4. "Don't worry my love. You're not my first old goat. I will be gentle."

5. "I'm sorry I called you Kofi in the heat of our passion."

6. Ahmadinejihad knew that raining atomic death on the Joos would bring forth the 12th Imam, but he had no idea he'd be so hot!

7. "V the K was right. Hockey IS an aphrodisiac.

8. Watch out TomKat! Here Comes WilfMah!

Best of Kevin Walker
Well, looks like SOTG and Submariner don't have to worry about these two being their daughters' prom dates.

Best of Anonymous
Some people get a little too worked up looking forward to the Thursday babes.

Best of WALSTIB
Is that a quran in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Best of Jay Guevara
"Let's bump uglies." "I Thought we already were."

Best of Submariner
In the wild, older alpha males occasionally resort to eating young bucks to prevent their ascendency.

Best of Submariner
No, no, no! The tongue action was a nice touch, but proper shiv placement is between the 5th and 6th ribs and angled UP and in!

Best of prince of leaves
Maliki thought bubble: "Wow -- it really IS forked!"

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tonights entertainment is Michael Richards..whatever you do ..DON'T PISS HIM OFF!!

The Man said...

Did you have the fois gras? I can taste it, I really can.

The Man said...

The topic of foreign occupation came up only after Ahmadinejihad refused to leave Wilfies room.

Jason said...

*tee-hee* Your beard tickles.

Jason said...

Submariner and SOTG wrestle for dominance.

Kevin Walker said...
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Kevin Walker said...

Well, looks like SOTG and Submariner don't have to worry about these two being their daughters' prom dates.

Anonymous said...

Some people get a little too worked up looking forward to the Thursday babes.

WALSTIB said...

[obligatory cap]

Is that a quran in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Jay Guevara said...

And they called it 'puppy love'...

Jay Guevara said...

"Let's bump uglies."

"Which ones?"

lawhawk said...

So, this is how you became the last of the Mahdi 'eh?

Maliki: Sorry, you're not my type.
Ahmadinejad: Ah, but you are mine!

Submariner said...

Achmabeinajihadi; "Beefcake - it's what's fer dinner."

Submariner said...

Achmabeinajihadi; "Wow! You've really let yourself go, Al..."



v word - fkuug

Submariner said...

In the wild, older alpha males occasionally resort to eating young bucks to prevent their ascendency.

Submariner said...

No, no, no! The tongue action was a nice touch, but proper shiv placement is between the 5th and 6th ribs and angled UP and in!

prince of leaves said...

Maliki thought bubble: "Wow -- it really IS forked!"

Anonymous said...

How ironic. If he did not lead Iran, he would be arrested under his own laws for engaging in a homosexual act.

Rodney Dill said...

"Mahmoud, I am your father."