1. "I Rove Riving Rith Rig Ray Ral."
2. Sullivan's Beagle's Prom Date is here.
3. The Queer Eye For The Straight Guy meets American Chopper makeover was doomed from the start.
4. Sparky, official mascot of the San Francisco Democrats, looks smart in his motorcycle emsemble, complete with buttless chaps.
5. The American Kennel Club Announced acceptance of a new breed today, the Enumclaw Buttplug Spaniel.
Best of jeff
"Bad to the Bone" takes on a whole new meaning.
Best of GOP & College
"Paul Teutel let's his 'stache and beard grow out a *little* too much."
Best of Jonathan
"Yeah, I just voted in St. Louis. What of it?"
Best of prince of leaves
Hiding out in Berlin, a relapsed Mark Foley responded to the Allgemeine Zeitung classified for a "fifteen year old with a Schnauzerbart and full leather" without realizing it was in the "Hund Seeking Hund" column.
Best of Rodney Dill
Barbra Streisand's dog attempt to hide his identity while enroute to his weekly meeting at the local Coprophagia Anonymous chapter.
"Schnauzer? I don't even know her."
Best of Cricket
'Yes, I am Rosie's bitch.'
Best of Submariner
My other car is a greyhound...
Best of attmay
During the disco craze the Village Puppies put the dogs who sing "Jingle Bells" to shame.