1. "No, we don't cater to corporal punishment fetishests. I believe you want 'Redbottom.'"
2. ORA "We have three barbers, but they're all Eddie Murphy."
3. "'Blackbottom No. 1?' That's not a barber shop, that's a personal ad in The Advocate.
4. "Ssssh, Mr. Combs is contemplating another image makeover."
5. "Then, apparently, I said something he couldn't believe, so he grabbed me by my nappy-ass weave..."
Brandy Baker, Detroit News Photoblog
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No, I'm here for Mottob Kcalb. Dammit this dyslexia is pissing me off.
"You saw the sign and still want a haircut here?"
"We're from the bank - we have to reposess your customer manequin over there. The hat and cane too."
Anyone else notice the Nazi eagle hanging on the wall back there?
"...talk about mudflaps, Starr Jones' got 'em..."
Data attempts to 'understand the human equation' by traveling back in time to aid the civil rights struggles of the 1960's...poaching a recurring theme from "Quantum Leap" and proving yet again the creative barrenness of the Star Trek franchise.
No, you stupid cracker; I'm the BARBER.
Avalon Manor? Straight down Twink Way, right at the light. You can't miss it...
Yes it is, and THESE cheeks are the only proof you're gonna get.
South Central LA Community Theater presents "Weekend at Bernie's."
V, what's "ORA" mean? I see it in your captions once in a while and somehow missed what it means.
"Sorry, white boy. You must be dis thick to enter The Black Bottom."
"Sorry, white boy. You must be dis thick to enter The Black Bottom."
{Frank IBC smugly walks past the bouncer...}
"Does you have a black bottom?...No?..Then get your cracker ass out that door!"
"I shaves black behinds...Everybody leaves here looking like Whoopi Goldberg."
"Honey, it sounds like your looking for Black Bottom No. 69."
Don' be believin' de stereotype - Blind Melon here only be dis long...
--and don't ever take him to another Al Gore speech!
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