1. Mrs Robert Byrd puts on the gimp suit and prepares for an evening of breath control.
2. It follows the letter of sharia but doesn't quite capture the spirit of the burq'a.
3. This stunning Mourning Gown was created by Suha Arafat from Yassir's leftover headwraps.
4. Even Andrew Sullivan agreed the new Abu Ghraib detainee suits were "120% Fabulous"
5. Cruella De Vil had to genetically engineer 101 extremely symmetrical dalmations for this outfit.
6. Gina's Editorial Page of the New York Times took the prize for scariest costume.
7. After months of brainwashing, Katie wasn't the slightest bit weirded out when Tom introduced her to the Scientology dress code.
8. Far less popular than Oktoberfest is its British cousin Polyesterhoundstoothfest.
Best of jeff
Welcome to Islamic Hooters! I'm so glad you guys are here. Everybody else is lame, but you guys are cool.
Generic sixties Bond and/or Batman villan? We report. You decide!
Best of The Man
No, I don't know a 7 letter word for an type of flightless bird.
No, I don't know a 7 letter word for an type of flightless bird.
Best of Submariner
Andrew was confused - why was "Wee Willie in the Tweed Overcoat" coming out of his thigh at that odd angle?
Cindy Sheehan explains at the return desk, "At first I thought that this would be the style to finally make me look good. But once I forced them on my hips made the print look like those over-sized checker board rugs at Cracker Barrel...
Andrew was confused - why was "Wee Willie in the Tweed Overcoat" coming out of his thigh at that odd angle?
Cindy Sheehan explains at the return desk, "At first I thought that this would be the style to finally make me look good. But once I forced them on my hips made the print look like those over-sized checker board rugs at Cracker Barrel...
Best of Cybrludite
And now something for those with a Sodoku Puzzle fetish...
And now something for those with a Sodoku Puzzle fetish...
Best of Adjustah
Joel Schumacher fucks up another Batman film...
Joel Schumacher fucks up another Batman film...
Best of sonicfrog
... and when Bob fell asleep on the couch, the kids always got such kicks out of connecting his freckles with a marks-a-lot....
... and when Bob fell asleep on the couch, the kids always got such kicks out of connecting his freckles with a marks-a-lot....
Best of sonicfrog
Interbreeding between the the Black and White race and the White and Black race on Star Trek caused this mullato abomination that led to the end of their civilization.
Interbreeding between the the Black and White race and the White and Black race on Star Trek caused this mullato abomination that led to the end of their civilization.
Best of the paperboy
... And this little asbestos bunny suit ensemble is perfect for the enterprising Danish cartoonist. Bring on the flames, 'cause she's ready to get hot! Yowwzza!
... With this full-body velcro ensemble, you'll never again lose your purse, umbrella, sunglasses or even your cigarrette!
... And this little asbestos bunny suit ensemble is perfect for the enterprising Danish cartoonist. Bring on the flames, 'cause she's ready to get hot! Yowwzza!
... With this full-body velcro ensemble, you'll never again lose your purse, umbrella, sunglasses or even your cigarrette!
Best of Dusty
This outfit simply drives the older University of Alabama football fans into a frenzy!
This outfit simply drives the older University of Alabama football fans into a frenzy!
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Holly Golightly gone bad...
Muslim female restaurant worker clothing.
James Bond or Batman villan? You decide!
No, I don't know a 7 letter word for an type of flightless bird.
Andrew was confused - why was "Wee Willie in the Tweed Overcoat" coming out of his thigh at that odd angle?
From the looks of her all-over waffle-weave long-johns, THIS gal hasn't taken al'Gore's global warming message to heart, yet...
Cindy Sheehan explains at the return desk, "At first I thought that this would be the style to finally make me look good. But once I forced them on my hips made the print look like those over-sized checker board rugs at Cracker Barrel...
And now something for those with a Sodoku Puzzle fetish...
Joel Schumacher fucks up another Batman film...
Oh, I get it. She lost a bet and had to wear this.
"The Runway wanted to increase it's female Muslim viewership and came out with newest look in western styled burkas. Sales are expected to exceed expectations.
Camryn Mannheim was pleased to discover that the fine-pitch checker print really did have a slimming effect, but she was less pleased that her entire head had to be wrapped in the stuff to keep the rest of her body fat from squeezing out the top.
Like paint splashed onto the Invisible Man, a tell-tale discontinuity in the checkerboard pattern revealed Kelly the transvestite supermodel's little secret: she "dresses right".
Modern fashion once again imitates a scene from Orson Welles' "Future Shock".
... and when Bob fell asleep on the couch, the kids always got such kicks out of connecting his freckles with a marks-a-lot....
So, people always wondered why the Black and White race and the White and Black race hated each other on Star Trek? Well, this is result of interbreeding between the two, and each race blamed the other for contributing the inferior genes that caused this mullato abomination.
Full French Dhimmitude has been achieved. Thanks to the Paris fashion nitwits, terrorists can disguise their identity and fit right into contemporary society undetected.
... And this little asbestos bunny suit ensemble is perfect for the enterprising Danish cartoonist. Bring on the flames, 'cause she's ready to get hot! Yowwzza!
... With this full-body velcro ensemble, you'll never again lose your purse, umbrella, sunglasses or even your cigarrette!
For Halloween this year, I'm going as "The Gray Lady". Unfortunately, nobody gets it.
This outfit simply drives the older University of Alabama football fans into a frenzy!
Auntie Mame's chain mail.
"It's too big in the bust and too small in the ears."
Gee, Mrs. Fetter, you sound like a real attractive gal!
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