Saturday, October 14, 2006

WNBA Hazing Scandal


1. "Clean them with your tongue, worm. Or, you will never be worthy to wear birkenstocks and flannel lumberjack shirts."

2. "You want to crush my head between your thighs like an over-ripe melon? Okeedokie."

3. "That's right, I'm such an uber-bulldyke one whiff of my queef will synchronize our menstrual cycles."

4. A quick glance up 'Pat's' shorts and Debbie knew someone was playing for the wrong team.

5. A young Madeleine Albright receives a knock to the head, and a sudden revelation on how to solve all the world's problems.

Yes, it was in Americana

5 comments:

prince of leaves said...

#4 via Dave Matthews: "Hike up your skirt a little more, and show your worm to me..."

prince of leaves said...

Starbuck's strange, recurring nightmare involved playing full-contact all-girl pyramid alone against a squad of Cylon fembots while dressed like a teenage hoochie from Sagittaron.

Van Helsing said...

Whoever dropped the quarter, it's the blond girl's now.

Anonymous said...

Three balls on the floor...

Frank IBC said...

I thought Anna Kournikova played tennis, not basketball.