1. "You lipsticks can go screw yourselves. In my day, real dykes wore flannel."
2. "You should see me in skintight houndstooth."
3. "You kids get out of my yard. And Congressman Foley, pull your pants up."
4. "You idiots! It was supposed to be 'Afrique Village.' Now, where are my freaky homeboys going to throw down with their bitches and hos?"
5. "Great cover for an abortion mill, eh?"
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A definition for redundancy, if ever i saw one
When they sent him to the discreetly-disguised reeducation center, the cult decided it was safer not to try and cure Mark Foley of pederasty, but instead chose a "treatment" which would put him off sex altogether.
The senior-citizen nudist camp's neighbors were relieved that Mother Nellie was so strict about enforcing the camp's "no skyclads outside the fence" rule.
Will you people quit buying our belongings at the nurses desk! This is a convalescence home, for cryin' out loud!
I like how her belt doubles as a brassiere.
Harriet wasn't thrilled to live in an assisted-living facility by the name of "Antique Village".
But she counted her blessings as she remembered the fate of her friend Mildred, who had rejected Antique Village in favor of "Peaceful Tomorrows", only to learn (too late) that it was actually a clandestine euthanasia clinic.
Furniture Disease: When your chest falls into your drawers.
Season 6 of 24 opened up in a strange location.
This place used to be NAMHLA - North American Man Hag Love Association. But they changed their name to avoid the controversy.
Fred! One of our "antiques" is wandering off again! Go stop her!
Mommy, Mommy, Grandma's been stealing grapefruits again!
Janet Leigh is now running the Bates Motel.
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