Saturday, October 14, 2006

When Thursday Babes Get Old, They Become Saturday Hags


1. "You lipsticks can go screw yourselves. In my day, real dykes wore flannel."

2. "You should see me in skintight houndstooth."

3. "You kids get out of my yard. And Congressman Foley, pull your pants up."

4. "You idiots! It was supposed to be 'Afrique Village.' Now, where are my freaky homeboys going to throw down with their bitches and hos?"

5. "Great cover for an abortion mill, eh?"

Americana

11 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

A definition for redundancy, if ever i saw one

prince of leaves said...

When they sent him to the discreetly-disguised reeducation center, the cult decided it was safer not to try and cure Mark Foley of pederasty, but instead chose a "treatment" which would put him off sex altogether.

prince of leaves said...

The senior-citizen nudist camp's neighbors were relieved that Mother Nellie was so strict about enforcing the camp's "no skyclads outside the fence" rule.

MP Martin said...

Will you people quit buying our belongings at the nurses desk! This is a convalescence home, for cryin' out loud!

Van Helsing said...

I like how her belt doubles as a brassiere.

Frank IBC said...

Harriet wasn't thrilled to live in an assisted-living facility by the name of "Antique Village".

But she counted her blessings as she remembered the fate of her friend Mildred, who had rejected Antique Village in favor of "Peaceful Tomorrows", only to learn (too late) that it was actually a clandestine euthanasia clinic.

Adjustah said...

Furniture Disease: When your chest falls into your drawers.

The Man said...

Season 6 of 24 opened up in a strange location.

MP Martin said...

This place used to be NAMHLA - North American Man Hag Love Association. But they changed their name to avoid the controversy.

Fred! One of our "antiques" is wandering off again! Go stop her!

Dusty said...

Mommy, Mommy, Grandma's been stealing grapefruits again!

Cricket said...

Janet Leigh is now running the Bates Motel.