Wednesday, October 25, 2006

What happens when you cross a video game addiction with a serious fear

1. "Jack Bauer, there's someone to see you. Something about settling a bet about who could kick whose ass?"

2. "Time magazine embedded with the Covenant? Why am I not surprised. "*

3. The Divine Miss M finally finds the right outfit for taking Cujo to the vet.

4. Dr. Ricky, Nerd Psychiatrist, hits the jackpot.

5. The House's new 'Foley-Resistant' page uniforms undergo their thrial run.

6. Andrew hopes the outfit will distract his proctologist from asking how the pug and the wedding dress got lodged in his rectum.

7. The Ultimate Mind-Ray Protection Suit! Protect yourself and your precious bodily fluids from Rovian Mind Control Satellites! Only $15,000 at the DailyKos Store!

8. "A bit extreme, but it does keep me from biting my nails."

* I've just lost everyone who isn't an XBOX nerd.

Hat Tip: TIMMEH!

10 comments:

sonicfrog said...

It's not easy being green.

It must have been something I ate...

Crap! I farted! No ventila.....

The Man said...

RoboCop called. He wants his look back.

floranista said...

Don't reach for that cucumber, Green Hornet!

Cybrludite said...

Tucker, get your lazy (bleep) off that couch & go see what the Red Team is up to.

lawhawk said...

Despite the new camo uniform, one shot will still take out an imperial stormtrooper.

Steve B said...

America's Top Model constestant is in the waiting room to show off the new Doom activeware.

Submariner said...

After a couple of foul tips to the "boys," George decided to modify his uniform.

Submariner said...

"Inflated Scrotum Guy" took one look at the new mandatory attire for San Francisco protests and wept uncontrollably.

Cricket said...

What happens when you get into a threesome with Barbie and her Amazon.

Anonymous said...

Where are they now - Ward "little Eichmans" Churchill