1. "Jack Bauer, there's someone to see you. Something about settling a bet about who could kick whose ass?"
2. "Time magazine embedded with the Covenant? Why am I not surprised. "*
3. The Divine Miss M finally finds the right outfit for taking Cujo to the vet.
4. Dr. Ricky, Nerd Psychiatrist, hits the jackpot.
5. The House's new 'Foley-Resistant' page uniforms undergo their thrial run.
6. Andrew hopes the outfit will distract his proctologist from asking how the pug and the wedding dress got lodged in his rectum.
7. The Ultimate Mind-Ray Protection Suit! Protect yourself and your precious bodily fluids from Rovian Mind Control Satellites! Only $15,000 at the DailyKos Store!
8. "A bit extreme, but it does keep me from biting my nails."
* I've just lost everyone who isn't an XBOX nerd.
Hat Tip: TIMMEH!