1. "Elizabeth Jane Sullivan! You eat your weiners in a ladylike manner! Don't just wolf them down in a single bite like your brother Andrew."
2. "Eating lots of weiners will help you grow up to be a big girl. Maybe you'll work in the White House someday." A course in life is set for young Monica Lewinsky.
3. Andrew Sullivan's Google Search for 'weiners and tight buns' goes awry.
4. Two seconds later, the infidels were pounced on by the jihadi in the off-the-shoulder burqa for violating Ramadan.
5. "There! You're fed. That should keep the gawdamm social services people off our ass for a couple of days."
6. "Stop your whining and eat. Amputated fingers are good for you."
7. "Mom! Check out Wee-Man dressed as Flavor Flav back there. I think we're gonna be on Jackass"
8. "Yeah, ma, I know it's mostly rat intestines, but it still beats tofu dogs."