Saturday, October 28, 2006

Too obvious?

1. "Elizabeth Jane Sullivan! You eat your weiners in a ladylike manner! Don't just wolf them down in a single bite like your brother Andrew."

2. "Eating lots of weiners will help you grow up to be a big girl. Maybe you'll work in the White House someday." A course in life is set for young Monica Lewinsky.

3. Andrew Sullivan's Google Search for 'weiners and tight buns' goes awry.

4. Two seconds later, the infidels were pounced on by the jihadi in the off-the-shoulder burqa for violating Ramadan.

5. "There! You're fed. That should keep the gawdamm social services people off our ass for a couple of days."

6. "Stop your whining and eat. Amputated fingers are good for you."

7. "Mom! Check out Wee-Man dressed as Flavor Flav back there. I think we're gonna be on Jackass"

8. "Yeah, ma, I know it's mostly rat intestines, but it still beats tofu dogs."

11 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Mommy, when I grow up I'm not gonna eat meat, but I'm gonna sit in a cage in a cat suit."
"You're not eating meat now dear."

Rodney Dill said...

"Mommy are hotdogs really made out of pig anus?"

Frank IBC said...

Lisa found the hot dog to be strangely unsatisfying.

As she looked longingly at the little girl, her urge to taste human flesh became irresistable.

The Man said...

1967
A young Ann Coulter never finished her hot dog as a devout liberal snatched it from her and gave it to a homeless man.

prince of leaves said...

Though Emily's "Little Tramp" costume and her mom's "Frumpy Soccer-Mom" getup confused him on Halloween day, the Grim Reaper was patient -- he would find them soon enough.

Jonathan said...

"You'd know how to eat a weiner if you'd have read that Jim Webb novel!"

Anonymous said...

Even as a child, Hillary had already learned to suck weiners and brown nose.

Straight8 said...

Ever since the cancellation of "Buck Rogers", Tweekie could only find work as a "Charlie Brown" statue. He was not pleased with his agent. Beedie beedie.

Submariner said...

"After having daddy for dinner, can we have lady fingers for desert mommy?" Lorena Bobbitt's daughter asks a disturbing question...

Submariner said...

"I like foot-longs cooked really dark, mommy." 8 year old Cindy Sheehan has a prelude of future events.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Liberals unanimously lauded praise on the feminist remake of "Portnoy's Complaint."