1. Larry Bud Melman comes out of retirement and the closet.
2. February 2009, Hillary's Choice for Attorney General goes to her confirmation hearing.
3. The only silver lining was 1.) Stewart was wearing white shoes to her sentencing and 2.) Serial Mom was in the courtroom.
4. "Next, I'm suing to stop people from referring to the ambient temperature in terms of my tits."
5. Next stop, Conjugal Visit with Abdul Rahman.
Best of The Man
Best of Adjustah
Holy fuck?! What happened to Roger Ebert?!
Best of evariste
Kellogg's introduces the redesigned Dig'Em Frog mascot for Honey Smacks cereal.
Her prison nickname is Venus Flytrap.
Michael Moore spotted in drag...after breast reduction surgery.
It was a terrible let-down when Charlie Brown finally met the Great Pumpkin.
Best of Curly
"Rosie O'Donnell is such a effeminate, girlish sweetie. I hope my jail bunkmate is just like her!"
"My uterus; nobody cares."
"I cozy up to blind terrorist jihadist because no one else will sit in the same room with me."
Best of sonicfrog
OH MY GOD! John Denver! He's Alive!!!!!
Best of Cybrludite
'Bigger'n a barn... all made o' squirmin' ropes... hull thing sort o' shaped like a hen's egg bigger'n anything with dozens o' legs like hogs-heads that haff shut up when they step... nothin' solid abaout it - all like jelly, an' made o' sep'rit wrigglin' ropes pushed clost together... great bulgin' eyes all over it... ten or twenty maouths or trunks a-stickin' aout all along the sides, big as stove-pipes an all a-tossin' an openin' an' shuttin'... all grey, with kinder blue or purple rings... an' Gawd it Heaven - that haff face on top...'
Best of Anonymous
The most disgusting thing about the picture is that if you rotate it 90 degrees, you would have a pretty reasonable facsimile of her gaping hole.
(PA announcer with reverb): "Now leading off for the 72 Virgins..."
Best of Van Helsing
An unsuspecting horsefly sails straight into its doom.
Best of the paperboy
Ready for my daily government ration of 3000 calories worth of cheese and butter!
Smithers, who is that gastropod?
Best of champaignken
Fat, loud and stupid is no way to go through life (with apologies to Dean Wormer).
Best of attmay
Ouch! Mr. Bundy, those shoes don't fit! This is the last time I shop at Gary's.
Best of Rodney Dill
Borrowed From: SondraK