Wednesday, October 04, 2006

This Will Be A Short List


1. The Democrats finally unveil their Airport Security plan.

2. Jetblue finds another way to keep its operating costs among the lowest in the industry.

3. The merger of the Lollipop Guild and the Aircraft Machinists and Aerospace Workers Union was not a great success.

4. ORA "Thank you for flying 'Randy Newman Airlines.'"

5. Midgets who can't find employment in a hiphop star's posse often have to settle for low-wage menial employment.

Best of Submariner
Nothin' to be seein' here folks, just the Lollipop League wheelin' in Mr. Sullivan's 737 Maxi-Pleasure "Personal Massager." Please move along...

While Judy's munchkins had cute names, Babs named hers after her "best parts;"
Floppy, Worn-Out, Fatigued, Weary, Exhausted, Hanging, Limp, Dangling, Sagging, Lifeless, Flaccid, Slack, Baggy…

DRUDGEBREAKING... Mini Kiss and Tiny Kiss decided to settle things once and for all with a petite tug of war...
Developing...

Best of champaignken
Illegal alien midgits doing the work that American midgits won't do.

Best of jeff
"Ooompa Loompa, loompity loo, I've got a jet I'm pulling for yooou."

Best of sonicfrog
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sneezy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey, Sleazy, Deafy....

Best of The Man
This photo proves that the neo-con Jews in the white house faked the 9/11 attacks. While the real planes taxied on an runway in Deleware, military planes piloted by robots were flown into the twin towers to lead us into war for oil and a pipeline in afghanistan for which we will end up in iran. Now excuse me while I prove my point that the twin towers were brought down by a controlled demolition using a cinder block and some lighter fluid.

Senator Foley's plane has landed.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
It's funny when little folk try to fight the overpowering force of an airplane engine intake manifold.

The announcement that the in-flight meal would contain "shrimp" sent them scrambling from the aircraft.

ORA: Mini-Paul Muad'Dib engages his personal yellow force-field.

Best of Adjustah
"Sorry folks, but we're a little short on fuel...

Your baggage will arrive shortly...

Best of the paperboy
The little people struggle mightily, fighting the gay-force that draws small males into Senator Foley's black hole.

Best of Silhouette
"Mommy, look out the window! All the people look like ants."

Best of Dusty
Tom Cruise ain't pulling his share of the load!

Best of Cricket
Delta's new Iditarod

"Ramses sucks, man. I hate it when he wants to raise a new obelisk."


I don't know where the Hell Timmeh got this.

34 comments:

Straight8 said...

High fuel prices caused airlines everywhere to seek alternative propulsion methods.
Munchkin Air's solution was quite innovative.

Zeke said...

After airline fuel became too expensive midgets were used for locomotion because it made the passengers feel like they were very high up.

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks, just the Lollipop League wheelin' in Mr. Sullivan's 737 Maxi-Pleasure "Personal Massager." Please move along...

champaignken said...

Illegal alien midgits doing the work that American midgits won't do.

jeff said...

"Next on 'Hollywood's Dark Secrets:' Judy Garland's private jet."

"Ooompa Loompa, loompity loo, I've got a jet I'm pulling for yooou."

sonicfrog said...

After the lagre increase in fuel costs, the airline industry found unique ways to cut fuel consumption.

sonicfrog said...

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sneezy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey, Sleazy, Deafy....

The Man said...

This photo proves that the neo-con Jews in the white house faked the 9/11 attacks. While the real planes taxied on an runway in Deleware, military planes piloted by robots were flown into the twin towers to lead us into war for oil and a pipeline in afghanistan for which we will end up in iran. Now excuse me while I prove my point that the twin towers were brought down by a controlled demolition using a cinder block and some lighter fluid.

The Man said...

Senator Foley's plane has landed.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"This is your captain speaking... We seem to have run into a little problem on the runway..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's funny when little folk try to fight the overpowering force of an airplane engine intake manifold.

Messy clean-up though.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The announcement that the in-flight meal would contain "shrimp" sent them scrambling from the aircraft.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nice. Making fun of petite, patriotic parachutist persons. Read their story. Educate yourselves. Morons.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
Mini-Paul Muad'Dib engages his personal yellow force-field.

Anonymous said...

Since Hooters Airlines went tits up, The Man Show thought they would buy their assets and add the humor they are famous for.

Adjustah said...

"Sorry folks, but we're a little short on fuel...

Adjustah said...

Your baggage will arrive shortly...

MP Martin said...

Captain, I know the sound of my engines! I distinctly heard "Oompa loompa Oompity CRAP!"

MP Martin said...

Judy Garland has the strangest dreams. Always with the air and the dwarves.

Submariner said...

While Judy's munchkins had cute names, Babs named hers after her "best parts;"
Floppy, Worn-Out, Fatigued, Weary, Exhausted, Hanging, Limp, Dangling, Sagging, Lifeless, Flaccid, Slack, Baggy…

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING...
Mini Kiss and Tiny Kiss decided to settle things once and for all with a petite tug of war...
Developing...

MP Martin said...

The little people struggle mightily, fighting the gay-force that draws small males into Senator Foley's black hole.

Silhouette said...

"Mommy, look out the window! All the people look like ants."

Dusty said...

Tom Cruise ain't pulling his share of the load!

Cybrludite said...

SOTG was thrilled that Submariner had arrainged his fondest desire in time for the Frolicon fetish convention.

Adjustah said...

Somewhere, there's a union filing a grievance...

Adjustah said...

As it turned out, this was the worst episode of Oprah ever.

Submariner said...

Villechaise Airlines employees may be vertically challenged, but their patriotism is livin' large.

Adjustah said...

Lamisil's third "under the toenail" ad' was eventually banned...

Rodney Dill said...

"Get in mah belly!"

Submariner said...

Delta, United and American executives gave a collective sigh. This was not quite what they expected when Ted Kennedy promised to find "...a little something extra for the airline industry in next year's budget."

jbinnout said...

Sorry, folks, but you must be at least 41" tall to get on this ride.

Cricket said...

Delta's new Iditarod

"If we all get going, we can launch this into space."

"Ramses sucks, man. I hate it when he wants to raise a new obelisk."

Cricket said...

Judy Garland finally arrives at Somewhere over the Rainbow.