1. If you think this is bad, wait till you see what Ang Lee did to J and K in Men in Brokeblack.2. Somebody's shoes are so crapped on tonight!
3. "Dear Sully, I have left for Provincetown with Barney Frank's Pug. He loves me even though you had me neutered. Don't look for us. Signed... The Boyfriend."
4. "White? Oh, I don't think so, Girlfriend." --- The Beagle.
5. "And now, my pretty, let's just take that dress off and put you someplace warm and dark and stinky" --- Richard Gere
Same bat-place, same bat-tip
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"Kill me now Kill me now Kill me now Kill me now"
Please... shoot me.
Boy, Ms. Sheehan. If never seen you so radiant!
Enumclaw brides almost never wear white.
Butt Pug
*click* AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! Holy Crap!!! Not Nanci Pelosi again! There's the Witch!!! Burn Her!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maureen Dowd thought her wedding bouquet was uncommonly small.
More dog bites occur at Halloween than at any other time of the year. Gee, I wonder why?
"Fine, I got it! I'll stop kickin' the cat's #ss from here on out! Now get me out of this ri-cock-ulous outfit NOW!"
Is that Peter Singer's bride? Or Baba Wawa's?
what the??? Oh, I get it - another Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction" eh?
BET Insider;
Meanwhile, on the set of "MIB III," one of Will Smith's co-stars spoke up on the degradation that minority actors had to put up with in Hollywood.
After viewing the wedding picture that prompted John Spencer's comments, many Washington insiders considered them to be far too polite towards Hillary...
Puck commented, "Look; I lost the bet fair and square and it was either this or lick Sheehan..."
Next photo shoot: the 'Pugahontas' costume.
If I ever dress up my dog to look like she has arms, or if I ever put a concrete goose on the front porch and dress it up in handmade craft-show clothing, each of you has my permission to slap me until I come to my senses.
By the power vested in me by the state of Massachusetts...
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