1. If you think this is bad, wait till you see what Ang Lee did to J and K in Men in Brokeblack.
2. Somebody's shoes are so crapped on tonight!
3. "Dear Sully, I have left for Provincetown with Barney Frank's Pug. He loves me even though you had me neutered. Don't look for us. Signed... The Boyfriend."
4. "White? Oh, I don't think so, Girlfriend." --- The Beagle.
5. "And now, my pretty, let's just take that dress off and put you someplace warm and dark and stinky" --- Richard Gere
Same bat-place, same bat-tip