Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Third Dog In a Row

1. If you think this is bad, wait till you see what Ang Lee did to J and K in Men in Brokeblack.

2. Somebody's shoes are so crapped on tonight!

3. "Dear Sully, I have left for Provincetown with Barney Frank's Pug. He loves me even though you had me neutered. Don't look for us. Signed... The Boyfriend."

4. "White? Oh, I don't think so, Girlfriend." --- The Beagle.

5. "And now, my pretty, let's just take that dress off and put you someplace warm and dark and stinky" --- Richard Gere

Same bat-place, same bat-tip

17 comments:

Silhouette said...

"Kill me now Kill me now Kill me now Kill me now"

wtf said...

Please... shoot me.

Anonymous said...

Boy, Ms. Sheehan. If never seen you so radiant!

The Man said...

Enumclaw brides almost never wear white.

The Man said...

Butt Pug

sonicfrog said...

*click* AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! Holy Crap!!! Not Nanci Pelosi again! There's the Witch!!! Burn Her!!!!!!!!!!!!!

floranista said...

Maureen Dowd thought her wedding bouquet was uncommonly small.

MP Martin said...

More dog bites occur at Halloween than at any other time of the year. Gee, I wonder why?

Jonathan said...

"Fine, I got it! I'll stop kickin' the cat's #ss from here on out! Now get me out of this ri-cock-ulous outfit NOW!"

Van Helsing said...

Is that Peter Singer's bride? Or Baba Wawa's?

Submariner said...

what the??? Oh, I get it - another Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction" eh?

Submariner said...

BET Insider;

Meanwhile, on the set of "MIB III," one of Will Smith's co-stars spoke up on the degradation that minority actors had to put up with in Hollywood.

Submariner said...

After viewing the wedding picture that prompted John Spencer's comments, many Washington insiders considered them to be far too polite towards Hillary...

Submariner said...

Puck commented, "Look; I lost the bet fair and square and it was either this or lick Sheehan..."

divine miss m said...

Next photo shoot: the 'Pugahontas' costume.

divine miss m said...

If I ever dress up my dog to look like she has arms, or if I ever put a concrete goose on the front porch and dress it up in handmade craft-show clothing, each of you has my permission to slap me until I come to my senses.

attmay said...

By the power vested in me by the state of Massachusetts...