Thursday, October 19, 2006

Still not as Flaming as Barney Frank...


1. "Hap-py Birthday, Helen Thomas..."

2. "Hi, I'm John McCain. Hemmorhoids can feel like 10,000 gooks shoving flaming punjee sticks up your ass. That's why I use Preparation H."

3. Delegates to the 2008 Democratic National Convention gather for the traditional lighting of the American flag.

4. Gay Pride in Tokyo... highly regimented, but still flaming.

5. Jealous of the get well gift bestowed by Chavez, Lil Kim honors Fidel Castro with his "100,000 Flaming Dildoes" Parade.

Best of Silhouette
"Freeeee Biiiiird!"

Best of lawhawk
So, when's Aerosmith taking the stage?

Best of Curly
Is it '1,000 Points of Light', or 'It Takes a Village'...I always become metaphor challanged around election time.

Best of sonicfrog
Republicans have one final trick up their sleeve to keep Nancy Pelosi from becoming House Majority Leader, "There's the witch! Burn Her!!!!"

Best of Cricket
All the Harry Potter geeks turned out en masse for the candlelight vigil for Dumbledore.

Best of jeff
Kim Jong Il:"No, you fools! I said torch songs I'd really like to hear some torch songs!"

Best of Straight8
Now we have nucrear power, can finally sleep nights.

HT: Knowledge Brings Fear

16 comments:

Silhouette said...

"Freeeee Biiiiird!"

lawhawk said...

Nuremberg, Moscow, Pyongyang. Showing the world once again that totalitarian regimes really know how to throw a torch rally.

So, when's Aerosmith taking the stage?

Maybe if you decided to read books instead of burning them...

Curly said...

I said Bud Lite.

Is it '1,000 Points of Light', or 'It Takes a Village'...I always become metaphor challanged around election time.

Cap'n Can! said...

"Krumbayah my Rord, krumbayah
Krumbayah my Rord, krumbayah
Krumbayah my Rord, krumbayah
Oh Rord, krumbayah"

Curly said...

"Your candles they are belong to us."

Curly said...

The real cause of global warming...

sonicfrog said...

Sensing certain electoral disaster in the upcoming elections, Republicans have one final trick up their sleeve to keep Nancy Pelosi from becoming House Majority Leader; the ultimate October Surpize"! "There's the witch! Burn Her!!!!"

Cricket said...

"Do you know the words to either 'Horst Wessel' or 'We Shall Overcome?'"

"Goosestepping is such a good low impact excercise. I just love being part of 'Kim Jong Il's Kids.'"

Cricket said...

All the Harry Potter geeks turned out en masse for the candlelight vigil for Dumbledore.

Rodney Dill said...

Wang Laundry bring you:
Million Man Starch

Rodney Dill said...

The News of Kim Jong-Il's death was greatly exaggerated, but not under celebrated.

jeff said...

Kim Jong Il:"No, you fools! I said torch songs I'd really like to hear some torch songs!"

Cricket said...

Yes, we are marching to Krazy Kim's North Korean Kastle and then we will light his fire.

Straight8 said...

Now we have nucrear power, can finally sleep nights.

T. Harris said...

Can anyone say Nuremburg?

Clicket said...

Nulembulg.