Thursday, October 19, 2006
Still not as Flaming as Barney Frank...
1. "Hap-py Birthday, Helen Thomas..."
2. "Hi, I'm John McCain. Hemmorhoids can feel like 10,000 gooks shoving flaming punjee sticks up your ass. That's why I use Preparation H."
3. Delegates to the 2008 Democratic National Convention gather for the traditional lighting of the American flag.
4. Gay Pride in Tokyo... highly regimented, but still flaming.
5. Jealous of the get well gift bestowed by Chavez, Lil Kim honors Fidel Castro with his "100,000 Flaming Dildoes" Parade.
Best of Silhouette
Best of lawhawk
So, when's Aerosmith taking the stage?
Best of Curly
Is it '1,000 Points of Light', or 'It Takes a Village'...I always become metaphor challanged around election time.
Best of sonicfrog
Republicans have one final trick up their sleeve to keep Nancy Pelosi from becoming House Majority Leader, "There's the witch! Burn Her!!!!"
Best of Cricket
All the Harry Potter geeks turned out en masse for the candlelight vigil for Dumbledore.
Best of jeff
Kim Jong Il:"No, you fools! I said torch songs I'd really like to hear some torch songs!"
Best of Straight8
Now we have nucrear power, can finally sleep nights.
HT: Knowledge Brings Fear