Thursday, October 26, 2006

Spider skank! Spider skank!

1. A blond attempts auto-erotic asphyxiation.

2. "Oh, yes, Ms. Pelosi. Use the whip. Make me feel like the dirty girl that I am."

3. An intern Senior Analyst at the Clinton Foundation hangs a scary spider-web for Halloween.

4. OK, forget trying to jump-rope. Just stand there and show us your boobs.

5. "OK, Mrs. Clinton, I pulled the brake lining from Bill's car. Is there... anything ... else.. I could... do?"

6. Submariner's 'My-Size Barbie' arrives from Damark.

9 comments:

lawhawk said...

You mean to tell me there's a spideweb somewhere in that photo? I don't see it.... Not at all...

Please allow me to me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

David Simon said...

"You really scared me. Don't ever do it again," Andrew admonished The Boyfriend.

sonicfrog said...

"Clytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?"

"An obscure body in the S-K system, your majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as the Janet Slut."

The Man said...

Even Islam thinks this picture is a-ok.

Straight8 said...

Straight8, your prom date is here.

Submariner said...

V. - why the heck did Damark deliver my order to you?

Submariner said...

Funny; I didn't know that spiders knew how to make the motorboat sound...

Submariner said...

"Oh, hello Mr. President. I'm applying for the internship..."
"Back off, Bill - she's answering MY add."

MP Martin said...

After hours, Liv Tyler and Andy Serkis would go down to the Shelob's Lair set and play a little S&M. Viggo would get so jeleous.