1. A blond attempts auto-erotic asphyxiation.2. "Oh, yes, Ms. Pelosi. Use the whip. Make me feel like the dirty girl that I am."
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4. OK, forget trying to jump-rope. Just stand there and show us your boobs.
5. "OK, Mrs. Clinton, I pulled the brake lining from Bill's car. Is there... anything ... else.. I could... do?"
6. Submariner's 'My-Size Barbie' arrives from Damark.
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You mean to tell me there's a spideweb somewhere in that photo? I don't see it.... Not at all...
Please allow me to me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.
"You really scared me. Don't ever do it again," Andrew admonished The Boyfriend.
"Clytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?"
"An obscure body in the S-K system, your majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as the Janet Slut."
Even Islam thinks this picture is a-ok.
Straight8, your prom date is here.
V. - why the heck did Damark deliver my order to you?
Funny; I didn't know that spiders knew how to make the motorboat sound...
"Oh, hello Mr. President. I'm applying for the internship..."
"Back off, Bill - she's answering MY add."
After hours, Liv Tyler and Andy Serkis would go down to the Shelob's Lair set and play a little S&M. Viggo would get so jeleous.
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