Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Silly Mark Foley, did you really think taking down your website would be the end of this picture
1. (Sept 3, 2006) Congressman Mark Foley asks a young supporter if he's ever been in a Turkish prison.
2. "Congressman Foley? I'm not supposed to tell you, but the JV football team intends to tie you to a goalpost and beat you into a mass of bloody pulp and broken teeth."
3. "What do you mean you'd enjoy that?"
4. "Wow! I thought after having John Mark Karr as my kindergarten teacher, and Debra LaFave in sixth grade, not to mention that slumber party at the Neverland Ranch, my life would never be normal again. Thanks for the internship, Congressman Foley!"
5. "Well, Barney Frank already offered me $100K and a Toyota Prius to be towel boy at his place in Provincetown, but if you got a better offer..."
6. "Really, Mr. Foley? You'll pay me a hundred dollars for every jockstrap I can steal from the boys' locker room?"
7. "Wow! I don't even remember entering a 'prettiest boy' contest. Now, where did you say I had to go to collect my prize? A freeway underpass at midnight?"
8. "See my hands? I'm not kidding. My lack of a gag reflex is legendary."
9. "...and so my folks quit their jobs and started a successful mail order candy business. If you'd like to come by after school and help me pack some fudge, I could keep you busy for hours."
10. "Wow, Congressman Foley. Your knowledge of Johnathon Taylor Thomas's acting career is nothing less than encyclopedic."
Best of The Man
No Mr. Foley, you have the concept all wrong. It's dodgeball, you try and avoid the balls.
Maf54: Did u see CaptionThis?
Teen: nice photo
Teen: I still don't want 2 play dodgeballs wit u.
Best of The Man
A policeman, a congressman, and a little boy? What type of Village People tribute band are you trying to put together?
Best of Rodney Dill
"Uh, my eyes are up here Foley.
"So Mr. Foley, Why do all your cigars taste like shit."
Best of Zeke
Why does the young sheriff freak me out more than the 54 year old guy that likes to pick up teenagers?
Best of the paperboy
Hollywood mixes it up: Terminator 2 vs The Hidden.
Best of Dusty
Kid: I love to read.
Mark: I'm kind of a page turner myself.
Best of Cybrludite
"Think of the children, Congressmen!"
"Um, I'm not allowed to think of the children any more. Court order."
Best of Adjustah
Does anyone else smell vaseline and Propecia