Ronaldo Shops

1. "Shut up and help me dispose of the other body parts."

2. "Excuse me, but have you accepted Louis Vuitton as your personal savior?"

3. "Clever... hiding the Men2Men Pleasure Shop bag inside the Louis Vuitton bag."

4. "And while store security was busting Winona Ryder, I stole you a watch."

5. Ronaldo proudly strutted with his new purse, the evil woman at Supercuts a distant memory.

6. "When we get to the Gucci store, can I pistol whip the clerk?"

7. "Real subtle way to cover a boner, Ronaldo."

8. "Take anything you want... spare me my life..."

9. "Yes, Alberto, I suppose these jeans would look good crumpled on the floor of your... HEY!"

10. "Oh, shit, it's that skank, Madonna. Quick, start making out with me."

H/T: Franco IBC at Discarded Lies

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