Monday, October 02, 2006

Oh, V the K, Grow the Hell Up


1. Mark Foley's pederasty scandal paled next to his fantasies of being blown by Mikhail Gorbachev.

2. ♪ "O-h-h-h-h sweet mystery of life at last I've found ye..."

3. "A handshake would have sufficed, Mr Sullivan."

4. From Carnival Queen to Liberal MP, David Bridge's career in British politics was unstoppable.

5. "I'm sorry, but we can't allow you to smuggle any viscous liquids onto the flight. TSA regulations."

6. "Is there anything else the RNC can do for you, Senator Chaffee?"

7. "Is there anything else the Washington Post can do for you, Mr Webb?"

8. "Is there anything else the DNC can do for you, Mr. Kos?"

9. "Are you sure this will clear up my nasal congestion?"

10. "Mark Foley, you silly fool. There simply is no substitute for forty years of experience."

UPDATE Does the back of the head in the lower part of the picture look like that of Congressman Barney Frank below...



Best of David
Give it up Mister Frank, you'll just have to wait till I get my pants off before fisting me.

Best of Silhouette
And in an eleventh hour surprise, one representative changed his vote on the marriage amendment.

Best of champaignken
Bill Clinton shows Mark Foley what a "Lewensky" is.

"If I think about lacrosse, it is much better."

Best of sixdegreesofblondness
"Is a straw really necessary? Damn!"

Best of Submariner
D@mmit Mark, I wish I knew how to spit you...
Looks to me like he yielded the floor to the gentleman from Massahchewsit.

Best of Anonymous
Hey, who moved my desk?

Best of prince of leaves
"Close your eyes and think of England."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Thank god we're Democrats and won't lose our job over this."

Hat Tip: Mo

19 comments:

The Man said...

VtheK really blew his first job interview.

David said...

A - Sure the pay's not so great, but the perks.

B- Give it up Mister Frank, you'll just have to wait till I get my pants off before fisting me.

Silhouette said...

And in an eleventh hour surprise, one representative changed his vote on the marriage amendment.

champaignken said...

I can't believe I have to be the one...I wish I knew how to quit you (and the House of Representatives).

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind...

President Bill Clinton shows Mark Foley what a "Lewensky" is.

"If I think about lacrose, it is much better."

sixdegreesofblondness said...

"Is a straw really necessary? Damn!"

Hell, V. Yer not the only one who might need to "grow up", thank God.:)
-Mo K.

Submariner said...

D@mmit Mark, I wish I knew how to spit you...

Submariner said...

>snicker< >snicker<
That's it Barney, speak into the "mic."

Submariner said...

Mark was glad that Elaine hadn't found Barney "spongeworthy."

Anonymous said...

Hey, who moved my desk?

Submariner said...

After you gargle Barney, what say we head over to the Blue Oyster?

prince of leaves said...

"Close your eyes and think of England."

prince of leaves said...

Apparently there's more than one large sceptre in the House of Commons.

Rodney Dill said...

"Lord I hope he hits the high notes while humming the Star Spangled Banner

Rodney Dill said...

"Thank god we're Democrats and won't lose our job over this."

Submariner said...

Looks to me like he yielded the floor to the gentleman from Massahchewsit.

sonicfrog said...

God, I can't believe I can't think of a damned caption for this. I am the worst homosexual EVER!!!

racerboy said...

Oh, look, there's a nice spot here for my pint!

Submariner said...

Ahhhhhhhh - Best of Cap This indeed!

Submariner said...

Mr. Foley - I've got a boner to pick with you...