1. I don't know whether lead off with the obvious bestiality joke or the obvious afro-American stereotype joke.
2. When Sully became erotically fascinated with a Barack Obama presidency, the beagle got the worst of it.
3. "I have no idea what you're talking about... so here's a dog with a merkin on its head."
4. Dogs Acting Out the Great Police Dramas of the Seventies Presents 'Huggy Bear' from Starsky & Hutch
5. Jealous of the new brat, Madonna's dog makes an all-out play for attention.
6. The Westminister Dog Show after the AKC implements affirmative action quotas.
7. 'My Name Is Earl' presents a beloved new character, Crab-dog.
8. We've secretly replaced the water in Rex's 'Gravy Train' with pure malt liquor...
9. The offspring of Macy Gray and Snoop Dogg.
10. ORA This year's theme at the Westminster Dog Show: Patrick Swayze movies.
From, Der Beagle, on a tip from Throbbing Robert @ House of Discount Lies.
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The moment he was adopted, Al Sharpton's dog felt oppressed by "the man".
If the poop doesn't fit, you must aquit.
Once Killer got famous, he started dating white dogs.
"Dribble? Naw, I wouldn't say Spike here is a good dribbler. Drool, now, that's another story..."
"Master or no master, next time he pours Afro-Sheen in my Kibble&Bits I'm biting his nads off."
Novice white rapper Brad "Whitey-One-Bite" Zirklow and his posse, Rex.
Johnson Products had one of their rare losers with 'Arfro-Sheen'.
One thing Lem Murpheson, chief dog handler at the Mississippi State Prison was always famous for; his droll sense of humor.
"Yo! I put the 'bitch' in BEEE-YATCH and the 'dog' in DAWWWWG! But my flava, sadly, be far from fresh."
"What's that, Scooby?"
"RUNCE ROO RO BRACK, ROO REVER ROW BACK!"
"I'm sorry, that makes no sense to me whatsoever."
"What's his name? Charles Bark-ley!AHHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I just break myself up!"
"Well, his jump shot may not be all that great, but he's chased more pussy than Wilt Chamberlain! Caught a few, too!"
"I can't figure out where I went wrong training Stefan, here. Oh, he'll roll over just fine, and play dead like a champ. But every time I yell "Stefan, Fetch it, boy!", he bites me right in the ass."
Meet Meadowbark Lemon, the new Harlem Dobertrotter.
This year's winner of Stupid Pet Tricks, Fido, obeys a sit command while his owner, David Bridges, trims his nether regions.
Neither man nor beast was spared when a stiff breeze lifted Helen Thomas's skirt.
Sadly, Michael Jackson can only afford a veterinarian plastic surgeon these days.
Asked what he thought about the new regulation balls used by the NBA this year, Kobe said, "They're arffull."
Fear the fro?? Forget that. Fear the dog!! (old Detroit Piston remark when we had Ben Wallace in our lineup)
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