A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
"...the man was described as being well-dressed and wearing a lapel pin and clip-on microphone.....In other news..."
No, I am not suspected of being a rapist. The difference is that I'm botoxed so that there's no way I could have such flabby cheeks.Mom always said I'd make news one day...James couldn't quite understand why half the staff in the studio fainted and/or gasped when the graphic came up...
You stay classy, Gary, Indiana.
"If you've seen this man, please be sure to call...uh...um...hmmm..."
Hey, y'all bunch of racists thinking that I look like that guy over my shoulder. You should be ashamed of yourself...I mean, other than the bugged out eyes, similar eyebrows, similar complexion, we look nothing alike...
...and apparently I've pissed off the guys in the graphics department...
Therapist! I said THERAPIST!! You morons!
No, seriously you guys, what?
Please walk away, there is nothing to see here.
Fess up V. When did you start dabbling in sketch artistry?
Well I'm gonna caption it anyway...boom chaka boom chaka chaka boom boom vvv vvvhhh waah waah chaka boom boom... What? Isn't this "Rapper search?"
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