1. Statue of the sixth century Emperor, Androgenous Sullivus, a.k.a., Rectus Insatiablus.
2. Emperor Constantine's circumcision was a critical event in establishing the early church.
3. The Captain Oveur Memorial was one of DC's most visited tourist spots.
4. The "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Memorial
5. So, basically, a gladiator got locked out of his car and was helped out by a naked dude in a fez with a slim jim. Did I guess right?
Best of racerboy
Come, young man, sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up...
Best of divine miss m
Immediately upon seeing this statue, Andrew Sullivan enlists to become an army tailor.
Best of Straight8
Instrvctions? I gotcher instrvctions right here!
Best of sonicfrog
One statue to the other: "Oh, Stop That! You're making me hard!"
Best of Silhouette
"When on leave, to prevent disease, vse a Trojan."
Best of Cybrludite
Nekkid guys and a sharp object? This can't end well...
Best of racerboy
Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing!
Best of Adjustah
You know it's Military Instrvction time when the big hand touches the little hand...
Best of the paperboy
You call that a weapon? THIS... is a weapon!
The long-lost moral lesson from the ancient world is that using your genitals to hurt others is a crime punishable by... you got it! sawing off the offending organ yourself!
Best of Jonathan
Jim Webb couldn't help but wonder where the Cambodian boy was.
Best of Submariner
Pardon me, folks, whilst I whips this out...
ORA: "Alone at last. Come on, Goddard, let's break out the cookie dough and watch gladiator movies."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Er... mind if I touch your Gladius?"
Hat Tip: Sean Gleeson
26 comments:
Come, young man, sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up...
Hold still; an eight year old girl in a faux leopard coat just ordered the "all beef whopperoon."
I've been a very bad boy, Oedypus. Slap me, beat me, make me write bad checks...
Say what you will, but I think that's a bit too harsh of punishment for a simple typo. Think about it; vee's look like you's to a lot of people, right U the K?
ORA:
Bailiff - whack his pee pee.
The Boy Scouts began in Rome.
"May I measure you for a new fig leaf, Sir?"
Immediately upon seeing this statue, Andrew Sullivan enlists to become an army tailor.
divine miss m said...
"May I measure you for a new fig leaf, Sir?"
"I see you 'dress left...' Waaaaayyyy left."
Instrvctions? I gotcher instrvctions right here!
One statue to the other: "Oh, Stop That! You're making me hard!"
Yo, V. You;re starting to freak me out a bit. Something going on we need to talk about?
The Military Hygiene Film memorial commemorates those great instrvctional films by reminding us, "When on leave, to prevent disease, use a Trojan."
Make that "vse a Trojan."
Sorry, not a caption, but wanted to say I'm glad you changed the black background, V the K.
Nekkid guys and a sharp object? This can't end well...
Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing!
You know it's Military Instrvction time when the big hand touches the little hand...
You call that a weapon? THIS... is a weapon!
The long-lost moral lesson from the ancient world is that using your genitals to hurt others is a crime punishable by... you got it! sawing off the offending organ yourself!
Jim Webb couldn't help but wonder where the Cambodian boy was.
"Remember, my son, a soldier may make do without every thing he owns, except his weapon. Oh, and keep your sword too."
Pardon me, folks, whilst I whips this out...
ORA:
"Alone at last. Come on, Goddard, let's break out the cookie dough and watch gladiator movies."
Welease Bawabbas
"Er... mind if I touch your Gladius?"
Senator Kerry? Are you SURE I won't get sent to Iraq if I learn to use this?
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