Monday, October 30, 2006
More Really, Really Gay Sculpture
2. Emperor Constantine's circumcision was a critical event in establishing the early church.
3. The Captain Oveur Memorial was one of DC's most visited tourist spots.
4. The "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Memorial
5. So, basically, a gladiator got locked out of his car and was helped out by a naked dude in a fez with a slim jim. Did I guess right?
Best of racerboy
Come, young man, sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up...
Best of divine miss m
Immediately upon seeing this statue, Andrew Sullivan enlists to become an army tailor.
Best of Straight8
Instrvctions? I gotcher instrvctions right here!
Best of sonicfrog
One statue to the other: "Oh, Stop That! You're making me hard!"
Best of Silhouette
"When on leave, to prevent disease, vse a Trojan."
Best of Cybrludite
Nekkid guys and a sharp object? This can't end well...
Best of racerboy
Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing!
Best of Adjustah
You know it's Military Instrvction time when the big hand touches the little hand...
Best of the paperboy
You call that a weapon? THIS... is a weapon!
The long-lost moral lesson from the ancient world is that using your genitals to hurt others is a crime punishable by... you got it! sawing off the offending organ yourself!
Best of Jonathan
Jim Webb couldn't help but wonder where the Cambodian boy was.
Best of Submariner
Pardon me, folks, whilst I whips this out...
ORA: "Alone at last. Come on, Goddard, let's break out the cookie dough and watch gladiator movies."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Er... mind if I touch your Gladius?"
Hat Tip: Sean Gleeson