Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Madonna and Chile


1. "Good teeth, healthy color. You up for some work in my cotton fields, boy?"

2. "Wazzhou talkin ' 'bout, skankbucket?"

3. "... And if the Pistons win the Championship, you and mommy can loot Old Navy together."

4. "... And Michael Jackson has volunteered to babysit you for free!"

5. "Swing loooow, sweet chari-ah-ot..."

Best of jeff
I like this one... nice and tender. Get the oven going.

Best of The Man
Enough looking cute! I am taking this one, the rest of you pull my plane onto the runway.

Best of David Simon
"Yecch. Now I'm gonna have to be deloused and decrabbed."

Best of andthenblammo!
"Yes, little Obama, in America anyone can grow up to be president! Now go give your new press agent a big hug!"

"Goodbye, Kwame my friend, and when I see you pictured in a coffeetable book years from now, naked, wearing a leather harness and glazed with Wesson oil, I'll be able to say I knew you when. Except I won't admit to it."

Best of Chrees
Madonna shopping for the latest in trendy celebrity accessories.

Best of Anonymous
"You know, now I'm kinda glad the pound was closed today. Otherwise I'd have just gotten a dog."

Best of Submariner
And when I've milked you for every last drop of publicity, you can apprentice yourself to the doorman at Avalon Manor to learn a trade...

Best of Cricket
"Not much in the way of extra flesh, but the full moon is coming and I can't be too picky."


Photo: Ass Press/Shavawn Rissman/Excite News

12 comments:

jeff said...

I like this one... nice and tender. Get the oven going.

The Man said...

..and in a few years you can be a Congressional Page.

The Man said...

Enough looking cute! I am taking this one, the rest of you pull my plane onto the runway.

evariste said...

Later, in Madonna's posh London dungeon, the African child is tied to a whipping post...

"My name is Madonna. You're going to learn to say my name. Let me hear you say it. What's my name?"

"Cunt...you cunt."

(WHIP CRACK)

(SCREAMS)

"What's my name?"

"Cunt! Cunty cunt cunt."

(WHIP CRACK)

(SCREAMS)

"What's my name?"

"...Madonna."

David Simon said...

"Yecch. Now I'm gonna have to be deloused and decrabbed.

David Simon said...

"Snatch!" "No little boy, Guy directed me in Swept Away."

andthenblammo! said...

"Yes, little Obama, in America anyone can grow up to be president! Now go give your new press agent a big hug!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Goodbye, Kwame my friend, and when I see you pictured in a coffeetable book years from now, naked, wearing a leather harness and glazed with Wesson oil, I'll be able to say I knew you when. Except I won't admit to it."

Chrees said...

Madonna shopping for the latest in trendy celebrity accessories.

Anonymous said...

"You know, now I'm kinda glad the pound was closed today. Otherwise I'd have just gotten a dog."

Submariner said...

And when I've milked you for every last drop of publicity, you can apprentice yourself to the doorman at Avalon Manor to learn a trade...

Cricket said...

"Not much in the way of extra flesh, but the full moon is coming and I can't be too picky."