Tuesday, October 10, 2006

I love John Howard, But A CapOp is a CapOp

1. "I hope you don't mind if I breast-feed some abos during the press conference."

2. "The thing crapping on my right shoulder? I'm pretty sure its supposed to be an emu. Next question."

3. "As soon as I can get Scotty to beam the infestation to the Klingon ship, they'll be no tribble at all."

4. "What Mr Kangaroo? I should kill them? But Mr Emu says it would be wrong."

5. "On behalf of the government of Australia, welcome to Murkinfest."

Best of Rodney Dill
"No I don't think we're over politicizing the passing of Steve Irwin... Crikey."

Best of Cybrludite
Crikey, some deranged leftist has beaned the PM in the head with a ninja star!

Best of Silhouette
The pageant tiaras sometimes go overboard in their attempt to be "different."

Best of Zeke
Small murmuring began about John Howards increasing messianic dreams, and the "HolyRoo Halo" that surrounded his head each time he spoke.

Best of Frank IBC
Evariste: "I recognize the kangaroo, but what's that other animal?"
Frank IBC: "I think it's the Prime Minister of Australia."

Best of Submariner
Having affixed his tiara, John Howard wowed the White House Press Corps with his rousing renition of "I Feel Pretty."

Yes, Dawn, my vest IS made from the scalps of two NAACP leaders. Why?

Mr. Gregory; while it may be true that your Vice President Cheney IS "a hell of a lay," there's an excellent reason I'm referred to as "The Great White From Down Under" by my home press...

Best of prince of leaves
In a press conference today, John Howard announced he will undergo surgery this month to reduce the size of his hairy manbreasts.

Best of the paperboy
'Ow to speak Austraylian: Nativity Scene

Best of divine miss m
The Aussie Haircare Company needs a better spokesmodel.

Best of Curly
Now that Steve Irwin has passed, the creatures of the wild move on to their next feed.

H/T: Discardedlies

25 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"No I don't think we're over politicizing the passing of Steve Irwin... Crikey."

Cybrludite said...

Crikey, some deranged leftist has beaned the PM in the head with a ninja star!

Silhouette said...

The pageant tiaras sometimes go overboard in their attempt to be "different."

Zeke said...

Small murmuring began about John Howards increasing messianic dreams, and the "HolyRoo Halo" that surrounded his head each time he spoke.

Submariner said...

John Howard starts the traditional chant;
"'Roo and emu enter. One animal leaves."
"'Roo and emu enter. One animal leaves."
"'Roo and emu enter. One animal leaves."

Submariner said...

"Great googly-moogly! Did ya see the thighs on that Sheehan, George?!?"

Submariner said...

Thought bubble indicators for the neo-cartoonist:
Over Edison - a light bulb.
Over Howard - a starburst.
Over Streisand - a flapjack.
(Memories - of the way they were...)

Frank IBC said...

Evariste: "I recognize the kangaroo, but what's that other animal?"

Frank IBC: "I think it's the Prime Minister of Australia."

(Picture #114 in my "Nice Hat, Dude" collection, BTW.)

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING...
In a surprise move, John Howard announced a national referendum to name the national animal of Australia. The three candidates announced were the kangaroo, the emu and the sea anemone.
Developing...

Submariner said...

Having affixed his tiara, John Howard wowed the White House Press Corps with his rousing renition of "I Feel Pretty."

Submariner said...

ORA:

Don't drink the water - fish fornicate in it...

Submariner said...

Yes, Dawn, my vest IS made from the scalps of two NAACP leaders. Why?

Submariner said...

Mr. Gregory; while it may be true that your Vice President Cheney IS "a hell of a lay," there's an excellent reason I'm referred to as "The Great White From Down Under" by my home press...

prince of leaves said...

The fact that only six points of the eight-pointed star were showing made it close enough to a Star of David to spark outbursts of muslim rage around the world.

prince of leaves said...

'Ow to Speak Australian: Christmas Tree

prince of leaves said...

In a press conference today, John Howard announced he will undergo surgery this month to reduce the size of his hairy manbreasts...which he then displayed to the press corps as a means of demystifying this common but little-discussed condition.

NewSisyphus said...

Though keeping faith with the historical style, the new Australian coat-of-arms is expected to outrage leftists for generations to come....

Rodney Dill said...

John Howard: "Actually I thought the Hedgehog song was something quite different and rather naughty."

attmay said...

Obligatory Simpsons Reference:

"There's an emu on your head."
"I know. He's grooming me."

sonicfrog said...

Some people only see the world in black and white. John Howard halucinates the world in shades of grey.

sonicfrog said...

Is this a sign of the apocalypse???

MP Martin said...

Another Reuters image photoshoped with clip-art to enhance the glint on John Howard's head, and the angel and devil on his shoulders.

MP Martin said...

I don't care if you are Three Kings From Orient, there is no messiah child here!

or

'Ow to speak Austraylian: Nativity Scene

divine miss m said...

The Aussie Haircare Company needs a better spokesmodel.

Curly said...

Now that Steve Irwin has passed, the creatures of the wild move on to their next feed.

“Yes Doctor, I need to come in right away…My man-teets are busting out of my suit; I’ve got damn kangaroos and emus pecking at my head; and some crazy Ninja just crowned me with a throwing star! Crockey!”