Wednesday, October 11, 2006
I hate going to Grandma's House
1. "Ah, Helen Thomas, so glad you could make it. When Ms. Pelosi arrives, we will convene the coven."
2. "Wow, what a creepy Hallowe'en shrunken apple head doll. Oh, wait, that's grandma!"
3. Then, one day, the painting in her upstairs boudoir was destroyed and Cher turned into this.
4. "The realtor said I'd never sell this Gingerbread House. How much are you offering, Mr. Foley?"
5. Joy and Crabman, the later years.
Best of Silhouette
Great, now my hair looks like the guy's in the background.
Best of Straight8
Of course, some other areas of personal hygene have also been neglected for the past 30 years.
Best of racerboy
Gee, thanks, V... You know, there's some slightly-less disturbing ways of reminding us it's not Thursday yet...
Best of Submariner
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
Nobody illustrated the old adage better'n Grandma...
Helen smiled; "Once i hook a really good booger, I never use that nail again... Wanna see my toes?"
Sometimes SOTG just pees in an available corner at parties. Looks like he hit an outlet this time...
Best of Silhouette
"Do you like my sweater? I knitted it myself."
Best of the paperboy
George Bush made me sleep for forty years!
Best of prince of leaves
The truth can now be revealed: Howard Hughes faked his death in 1976 and has lived the quiet life of a modestly successful (if eccentric and germophobic) transvestite salon owner in South Beach ever since.
Ten thousand years in the Atlantis hibernation chamber aren't kind, even to an Ancient.
Best of Anonymous
No caption could possibly be as funny as the thought of her wiping her ass.
Best of MI-Matt
Graveyard caretakers discovered formerly deceased TX Gov Ann Richards propped up and unable to sign autographs.
Best of Mr. Right
"And now, Young Skyywalker... you will die!"
INDY: "...And Willie, whatever you do, just make certain you never, ever look directly into the Ark... I suppose I should have mentioned that a little bit sooner, huh?"
H/T: K the P