1. Maureen Dowd's new jacket art.2. "Of course, President Clinton. I'd be glad to be your secretary of state."
3. OK, I'm gonna choose "Trick"
4. The sad part is, Wal-Mart sells this exact costume to 7-year-olds.
5. The sadder part is, Wal-Mart sells this exact costume to 7-year-old boys.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
If you... How do I put this delicately?... If you get her from behind... What is the ettiquette for moving the tail out of the way? I mean does it go over your shoulder? On her back?... I knew I should have paid more attention during those marathon D&D sessions.
During the big "O", do her wings curl?
Demona always dreaded "Hat Day" at the office.
Best of The Man
Andrew Sullivan's Hell
Best of lawhawk
The Man's Heaven...
Best of Submariner
Ahem, er, how do I put this delicately? I'm sorry honey, but the other end of that toy isn't supposed to go in your shoe...
Best of prince of leaves
"Honey, how many times have I asked you to knock first before coming into Mommy and Daddy's room?"
Best of Submariner
America - what a country; back in Transylvania when you ran into batgirl, you really ran into a bat girl!
Think I'm demanding as "Demonica, Mistress of the Night?" This is nothing - in my day job I'm an AT&T CSR!"
Bill looked at Monica's new outfit and just knew he was going to experience one of those "erections lasting longer than four hours..."
This? It's nothing - just a little something I picked up on deep discount at Old Navy after Katrina; my buddy Dawn steered me their way!
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If you... How do I put this delicately?... If you get her from behind... What is the ettiquette for moving the tail out of the way? I mean does it go over your shoulder? On her back?... I knew I should have paid more attention during those marathon D&D sessions.
During the big "O", do her wings curl?
V The K would pay for his obsession with sado-massochistic-demonoid-Halloweenism in the afterlife... And like it.
Demona always dreaded "Hat Day" at the office.
I'll take treat for $400 Alex.
ORA - Hey, wasn't the Kwisatz Haderach supposed to be a guy?
A follow up to V's #5:
You know Michael Jackson would have gone after it and convince a 7 year old boy to wear it.
Andrew Sullivan's Hell
The Man's Heaven...
So many appendages, so little time.
Ahem, er, how do I put this delicately?
I'm sorry honey, but the other end of that toy isn't supposed to go in your shoe...
"Honey, how many times have I asked you to knock first before coming into Mommy and Daddy's room?"
That's a great costume darling... what do you mean "What do you mean; costume?"
America - what a country; back in Transylvania when you ran into batgirl, you really ran into a bat girl!
Think I'm demanding as "Demonica, Mistress of the Night?" This is nothing - in my day job I'm an AT&T CSR!"
Bill looked at Monica's new outfit and just knew he was going to experience one of those "erections lasting longer than four hours..."
This? It's nothing - just a little something I picked up on deep discount at Old Navy after Katrina; my buddy Dawn steered me their way!
CSI: Transylvania 6500
Kang and Kodos realized they were no match for the persuasive powers of Silvia the Succubus to take over the Earth.
"... if you don't learn to use one of these, you'll get stuck in Iraq."
If you promise to be a naughty little boy, you'll get stuck in a rack!
Hmmm, odds that this is already in Michael Jackson's closet?
Janet Reno's favorite fantasy.
Monica as she appeared to Mrs. Clinton and Bill.
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