Friday, October 06, 2006

Guests of Yearly Kos Receive Souvenir Tinfoil Hats


1. The new House Page uniforms not only discouraged "Roman hands and Russian fingers," but also were convenient for smuggling in "medication" for the Kennedies.

2. Signs you are watching a very low budget sci-fi movie.

3. "The infidels may mock us, but the next time a whale explodes in our vicinity, we'll be laughing."

4. "Sure, shopping, honor-killing, blowing something up. With Tampax, I'm ready for anything!"

5. "Why the headgear on such a sunny day? Well, when American Airlines Flight 99 reaches 30,000 feet, you'll find out."

6. "Yeah, I'm dealing with the Empty Nest too, now that the kids are all blown up."

7. "Girlfriend, let me tell you about Fatima's boobs... phony as Hamas hundred dollar bill. If there were any more plastic on her chest, she could walk into a cafe and kill fifty Zionists."


Best of Silhouette
"When I bite a York Peppermint Patty, I get the cool sensation of sitting in 100 degree heat and sweltering humidity, wearing yards of heavy black cloth over ever inch of my body, BUT being made slightly cooler by the use of a tiny sunshade hat. Ah, refreshing."

Burqa 2006 - Now with OnStar!

Best of Dusty
Looking at the last three pictures, I'll take German Women for $100 Alex.

Best of Kay
The Iranian remake of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles left something to be desired.

Best of Submariner
Say whatever you want about 'em, but those wahhabbi Muslim's always know how to get the best reception on their TV's for the big games.

I dunno, maybe it's just me but - "Happy Meal" and woman in burqha just seem to be polar opposites...

Best of prince of leaves
The Heliburqa was inventor Hassan Faouaz' answer to the infidel Segway.

Best of evariste
Before attending a live taping of The View, many in the studio audience take advantage of the free protection suits in case Rosie O'Donnell blows out of her spout and sprays them.
Orthodontic headgear becomes more fashionable every year!

Best of the paperboy
We are the 'shrooms who say "Ni!"
Tryouts for the Muslim Flying Nun were cancelled because they kept blowing up.

Best of Brendt
The front row at Gallagher's first Tehran show.

Best of Rodney Dill
"OK Adbul you can practice blowing yourself up now, the blood shields are deployed... (BOOM)... that a good boy."

Best of attmay
Disney remakes Mary Poppins for the growing Muslim demographic.

H/T: Timmeh or Brender, I think. I sort of deleted the email. Sorry. Still friends?

32 comments:

Silhouette said...

Well, it isn't like they can "Let a smile be their umbrella."

Silhouette said...

Worst. York. Peppermint. Patty. Ad. Ever.

"When I bite a York Peppermint Patty, I get the cool sensation of sitting in 100 degree heat and sweltering humidity, wearing yards of heavy black cloth over ever inch of my body, BUT being made slightly cooler by the use of a tiny sunshade hat. Ah, refreshing."

Silhouette said...

Fabulous! Do you have it in houndstooth?

Dusty said...

Looking at the last three pictures, I'll take German Women for $100 Alex.

Silhouette said...

Burqa 2006 - Now with satelite capabilities!

Kay said...

The Iranian remake of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles left something to be desired.

Submariner said...

V. - check http://boortz.com/nuze/200610/10062006.html#foley for a pic you may find cap-worthy.

Submariner said...

Say whatever you want about 'em, but those wahhabbi Muslim's always know how to get the best reception on their TV's for the big games.

Submariner said...

I dunno, maybe it's just me but - "Happy Meal" and woman in burqha just seem to be polar opposites...

Submariner said...

With the current line being 13.5 seconds between Achtooey unwrapping his sausage, egg and cheese croissandwich and the first honor killing, today's "Vegas Sports-Book Handycapper" strongly suggests taking the under.

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING...
Winona Ryder was seen "shopping" at various Rodeo Drive stores today in the traditional gear of her newly found Islamic identity. Surprisingly, she was not stopped once for shoplifting; however, she evidently put on around 75 pounds over the course of the day from the way her burqha bloomed.
Developing...

prince of leaves said...

Fatima and the gals demonstrate the arabic equivalent of "belt and suspenders".

prince of leaves said...

ORA: The arrangement reminds one of certain monsters of primal myth, especially the dreaded Elder Things in the Necronomicon.

prince of leaves said...

The Heliburqa was inventor Hassan Faouaz' answer to the infidel Segway.

evariste said...

Before attending a live taping of The View, many in the studio audience take advantage of the free protection suits in case Rosie O'Donnell blows out of her spout and sprays them.

evariste said...

Orthodontic headgear becomes more fashionable every year!

evariste said...

The Splodeydame UAV design still needed a little refining, in that it still couldn't fly, but Iranian engineers are confident that it can be made to work somehow.

MP Martin said...

With our satellite dish hats, we can beam readings from the Koran directly into your TVs. No more football broadcasts! Soon, you will all be wearing sattelite dish hats! Bwaaahahaha!

MP Martin said...

We are the 'shrooms who say "Ni!"

MP Martin said...

Tryouts for the Muslim Flying Nun were cancelled because they kept blowing up.

prince of leaves said...

Maryam Poppins and her sisters.

Van Helsing said...

If the headgear is made out of tinfoil, we now have definitive proof of the unholy alliance between Muslims and moonbats.

Brendt said...

The front row at Gallagher's first Tehran show.

Rodney Dill said...

"OK Adbul you can practice blowing yourself up now, the blood shields are deployed... (BOOM)... that a good boy."

Dusty said...

We hate tanlines.

divine miss m said...

I dare CJ to run up to them, point, and yell "Burqa, burqua, burqa!"

Jonathan said...

The New Yorks Times press corps, circa 2017.

Anonymous said...

The truly sad commentary about our society today is that we are focused on the umbrellas.

Adjustah said...

"Booooombing in the raaaain! We're just booooombing in the rain..."

Submariner said...

♪Rah-ma-dahm!♪
♪Bomb-a-lom-a-ding-dong!♪

Rodney Dill said...

"Why? because those short ugly men pulling the rope at the top of the page are sweating."

attmay said...

Disney remakes Mary Poppins for the growing Muslim demographic.