Monday, October 09, 2006

Foreign Object Damage


1. If that engine sucks half as much as last week's 'Battlestar Galactica,' his head is gone.

2. The A380 suffered another setback when George Soros's enormous head got lodged in an engine intake.

3. "Purple tie? Are you perchance part of the 'velvet mafia.'"

4. "There will be a delay before we can take off. One of the munchkins got a hernia."

5. After retiring from politics, Condaleezza Rice became the celebrity spokesperson for Ron Popeil's Super-Strong Toupee glue.

Best of Frank IBC
Picture #113 from my "Nice Hat, Dude" collection.

Best of jeff
"A C-17?" "Yeah - Ever since she got promoted to SecDef, Condi thinks she's Diana Ross."

Best of Submariner
Uh, Condi? Your training bra should be worn INSIDE your suit...

Airman's thought bubble: "Just my luck. A good breezy day and she decides not to wear the storm-trooper coat and thigh highs..."

I don't care who he is - if he sings "Leavin' On a Jet Plane" one more damn time I'm takin' him out with a lug-wrench...

Introducing the USAF's newest "Mile High Club" members...

Best of WALSTIB
Condi now wears her new Idiotarian Deflector vest for all photo-ops with loony lefties.

Best of Silhouette
"That's better. Women just don't look right without an apron. Now go fix me a sandwich."

Best of the paperboy
Is that shit-eatin' grin 'cause there's a giant vacuum around your head, or 'cause you're exchanging long protien strings with Condi Rice?

Best of sonicfrog
The Bushies have turned the clock back so far on civil rights, Condi has to go overseas to even be able to hold a white mans hand

Yes. I got a great deal on this kitchen servant. Won her in a game of poker!

Best of Cybrludite
Sorry about you needing the flack jacket, Condi, but you know how things are here at Columbia University...

HT: Phronque Aye Bee Sea @ Discarded Lies

18 comments:

Frank IBC said...

Picture #113 from my "Nice Hat, Dude" collection.

HT: Princess Sparkle Pony

jeff said...

"Does this bulletproof vest make me look flat?"

"Yo, dude - no hats on the flightline!"

"A C-17?"
"Yeah - have you seen the amount of luggage Condi packs?"

Submariner said...

Uh, Condi? Your training bra should be worn INSIDE your suit...

Submariner said...

Giggidy, giggidy...
I did 'er on the way over...

Submariner said...

hmmmmmm...
Some babes wear kneepads, Condi's wearin' a chest pad?

Submariner said...

Sec of State; "Lookin at the intake of that engine makes me think of the morning after a Cheney sleep over..."
Suit; "Me too..."

Submariner said...

Airman's thought bubble: "Just my luck. A good breezy day and she decides not to wear the storm-trooper coat and thigh highs..."

WALSTIB said...

Condi now wears her new Idiotarian Deflector vest for all photo-ops with loony lefties.

Submariner said...

I don't care who he is - if he sings "Leavin' On a Jet Plane" one more damn time I'm takin' him out with a lug-wrench...

Submariner said...

Introducing the USAF's newest "Mile High Club" members...

Submariner said...

I believe in Nagin's philosophy, Condi; a little white milk, a little sweet, dark chocolate, some vigorous "blending," and voila!
Wanna give it a go?

Silhouette said...

"That's better. Women just don't look right without an apron. Now go fix me a sandwich."

MP Martin said...

Condi's signature pearl necklace is replaced with a bullet proof vest for this special occasion.

MP Martin said...

Is that shit-eatin' grin 'cause there's a giant vacuum around your head, or 'cause you're exchanging long protien strings with Condi Rice?

sonicfrog said...

Condi's got a boyfriend!!!
Condi's got a boyfriend!!!

sonicfrog said...

Of coarse, if you believe the liberal pundints, you would know that the Bushies have turned the clock back so far on civil rights, Condi has to go overseas to even be able to hold a white mans hand, let alone F**k him...

sonicfrog said...

Yes. I got a great deal on this kitchen sevant. Won her in a game of poker!

Cybrludite said...

Sorry about you needing the flack jacket, Condi, but you know how things are here at Columbia University...