Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Finks


1. "Come on, you bastards. That DC-10 isn't going to tow itself to the terminal"

2. "It's jammed in there pretty good this time, Mr. Sullivan, but we'll get that gerbil out."

3. The combined strength of an army of Chinese muscle-midgets still could not pull Jimmy Carter's head from his ass.

4. Condi Rice gets flossed.

5. "Lance Armstrong won't see this little trap coming until he flips over his handlebars."

6. If the other end of that rope is attached to Mark Foley's balls... I'd say, we have justice.

7. The 2008 Olympics opening ceremonies will feature dissidents launched from catapults by teams of hefty midgets.

8. Before the breakup, Tom Green liked to devise ingenious ways of testing the strength of Drew Barrymore's belly button piercing.

Best of Silhouette
Godzilla's baby tooth had to come out.

Best of andthenblammo!
"Sorry, little guys, slight lanquage misunderstanding; 'rope-a-dope' was a boxing strategy used by Muhammed Ali. I'm sure Mr. Moore will appreciate you're letting go of him now."

This photo shows one of the highly-trained North Korean teams required by the Dear Leaders brilliant design who, by pulling at the exact same instant, cause the two spheres of U-238 to collide, causing a chain reaction.

Best of Silhouette
No avenue for reuniting Taiwan with mainland China was left unexplored.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Ok maybe we should try bringing mohammad to the mountain instead."

Best of attmay
I'll get Rosie onto the set of The View if it's the last thing I do!

Best of Submariner
They may not be so hot in phys ed, but you should see how they kick @ss in math!

Best of Silhouette
Jack Bauer versus a billion Chinese may not be a fair fight, but at least use two hands, Jack.

Best of champaignken
A team of Japanese children try to remove Rosie O'Donnell's tampon.

Best of Curly
"Pull! The losing team will be adopted by Rosie O'Donnell!"



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19 comments:

Silhouette said...

Godzilla's baby tooth had to come out.

andthenblammo! said...

"Sorry, guys, little lanquage misunderstanding; 'rope-a-dope' was a boxing strategy used by Muhammed Ali. I'm sure Mr. Moore will appreciate you're letting go of him now."

Silhouette said...

Every avenue for reunited Taiwan with mainland China was explored.

andthenblammo! said...

This photo shows one of the highly-trained North Korean teams required by the Dear Leaders brilliant design who, by pulling at the exact same instant, cause the two spheres of U-238 to collide, causing a chain reaction.

The rope they are using, by the way, is known as "the fission line".

Rodney Dill said...

"Ok maybe we should try bringing mohammad to the mountain instead."

Silhouette said...

Sima and Mao hated dog sitting Clifford.

attmay said...

I'll get Rosie onto the set of The View if it's the last thing I do!

David Simon said...

"I'm climbing first this time Ling Chao. You can have my sloppy seconds for a change."

Submariner said...

On "The View" this morning:
Cindy Sheehan demonstrates her unusual method of removing unwanted chin hairs.

Silhouette said...

Jack Bauer versus a billion Chinese may not be a fair fight, but at least use two hands, Jack.

Submariner said...

They may not be so hot in phys ed, but you should see how they kick @ss in math!

Submariner said...

These children ate nothing but McDoald's up to the age of 3...

Submariner said...

Hefty, hefty, hefty!

Submariner said...

Or, as we say in Tokyo;
屈強, 屈強, 屈強!

champaignken said...

A team of Japanese children try to remove Rosie O'Donnell's tampon.

sonicfrog said...

The much feared North Korean Army!

Curly said...

North Korean Lilliputians tie Uncle Sam down.

"Pull! The losing team will be adopted by Rosie O'Donnell!"

prince of leaves said...

If we were as enlightened and progressive as China, we'd have organized activities to address the epidemic of childhood morbid obesity, too.

prince of leaves said...

Once again, socialized medicine misses the real problem - it wasn't that the boys of Qianxow didn't get enough exercise, it's that they spent most of their time baleening high-carb rice from the local paddies.