Thursday, October 19, 2006
Falling With Grace
1. Pretty, yes, but fighting with her own reflection in a mirror doesn't suggest a lot of brainage.
2. ORA*: "Dey is no escaping us Ohgahmo." "Prepare a me so doom."
3. "Now, where is that boy with my vegetable oil?"
4. Well, I did ask for two good reasons to keep watching Battlestar Galactica.
5. Suddenly, I want all the Doublemint gum in the world.
6. "Grace, I don't think that song 'I Touch Myself' means what you apparently think it means."
7. Pro-Cloning Advocates in Missouri release their most effective TV Ad yet.
8. Suddenly and without warning, Sonicfrog is cured of the gay.
9. "I save my bathwater. Some guy named Submariner pays me $500 a bottle for it."
10. Desperate to reverse Katie Couric's ratings crash, CBS hires Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa.
Best of The Man
I'm not sure if there are any openings at the Clinton Foundation but I could think of a few positions that might interest you.
Best of Anonymous
A thong and bikini bottoms. Talk about overkill.
Best of Jonathan
Nice. Making fun of hot twin Asian lesbians in lingerie. Read their story. Educate yourselves. Morons
Best of Jonathan H
I for one welcome our new Cylon overlords.
Where does one sign up to be the father of another half human, half Cylon baby?
Best of lawhawk
Damn, that weggie can't be good for her long term health. Lemme help fix that!
She's Cylon? Resistance is futile (aw heck, Cylon, Borg? Who cares if they look like that!)
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Battlestar announcer at the beginning of each episode: "There are many copies."
Best of Curly
Mirror mirror on the wall, tell me why I give blue balls.
This is one page that never had to worry about text messages from Mark Foley.
Narcissism is only a psychosis if you’re ugly, which I’m not...So bug off!
I’m wearing black because I’m in mourning over America’s loss of common sense when it comes to choosing it’s political class on something as obtuse as a scandal involving a closeted queer congressman versus broken boarders, Islamofacism and the killing of the unborn. Also, black makes me looks sexy as hell.
Best of the paperboy
The Erotic Adventures of Alice Through The Looking Glass.
How can you be so beautiful... yet so cold... and hard?
Best of jeff
Boomer? Damn near killed her!
* Obscure Reference Alert