1. Pretty, yes, but fighting with her own reflection in a mirror doesn't suggest a lot of brainage.
2. ORA*: "Dey is no escaping us Ohgahmo." "Prepare a me so doom."
3. "Now, where is that boy with my vegetable oil?"
4. Well, I did ask for two good reasons to keep watching Battlestar Galactica.
5. Suddenly, I want all the Doublemint gum in the world.
6. "Grace, I don't think that song 'I Touch Myself' means what you apparently think it means."
7. Pro-Cloning Advocates in Missouri release their most effective TV Ad yet.
8. Suddenly and without warning, Sonicfrog is cured of the gay.
9. "I save my bathwater. Some guy named Submariner pays me $500 a bottle for it."
10. Desperate to reverse Katie Couric's ratings crash, CBS hires Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa.
Best of The Man
I'm not sure if there are any openings at the Clinton Foundation but I could think of a few positions that might interest you.
Best of Anonymous
A thong and bikini bottoms. Talk about overkill.
Best of Jonathan
Nice. Making fun of hot twin Asian lesbians in lingerie. Read their story. Educate yourselves. Morons
Best of Jonathan H
I for one welcome our new Cylon overlords.
Where does one sign up to be the father of another half human, half Cylon baby?
Best of lawhawk
Damn, that weggie can't be good for her long term health. Lemme help fix that!
She's Cylon? Resistance is futile (aw heck, Cylon, Borg? Who cares if they look like that!)
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Battlestar announcer at the beginning of each episode: "There are many copies."
SOTG: "Yippee!"
Best of Curly
Mirror mirror on the wall, tell me why I give blue balls.
This is one page that never had to worry about text messages from Mark Foley.
Narcissism is only a psychosis if you’re ugly, which I’m not...So bug off!
I’m wearing black because I’m in mourning over America’s loss of common sense when it comes to choosing it’s political class on something as obtuse as a scandal involving a closeted queer congressman versus broken boarders, Islamofacism and the killing of the unborn. Also, black makes me looks sexy as hell.
Best of the paperboy
The Erotic Adventures of Alice Through The Looking Glass.
How can you be so beautiful... yet so cold... and hard?
Best of jeff
Boomer? Damn near killed her!
* Obscure Reference Alert
20 comments:
Only one thing rises when we see pictures like this...and it's not the IQ numbers.
I'm not sure if there are any openings at the Clinton Foundation but I could think of a few positions that might interest you.
A thong and bikini bottoms. Talk about overkill.
Nice. Making fun of twin lesbians in lingerie. Read their story. Educate yourselves. Morons
Sorry SOTG - but only MY prom dates are here...
Miss October is an astro-physicist from Taipei who enjoys long walks under the stars, Milky Way bars, and plotting out the trajectory of various heavenly bodies...
v - check out http://www.jokeroo.com/funnypictures/hairiest_man_alive.html for a highly cap-able shot. My first suggested:
"Prough91, your prom date is here..."
I for one welcome our new Cylon overlords.
Where does one sign up to be the father of another half human, half Cylon baby?
Damn, that weggie can't be good for her long term health. Lemme help fix that!
She's Cylon? Resistance is futile (aw heck, Cylon, Borg? Who cares if they look like that!)
And the Islamists in Bali just issued another fatwa because she's a little cheeky.
I, for one, welcome our new Cylon Overlords.
ORA?:
By your command.
Battlestar announcer at the beginning of each episode: "There are many copies."
SOTG: "Yippee!"
Mirror mirror on the wall, tell me why I give blue balls.
This is one page that never had to worry about text messages from Mark Foley.
Narcissism is only a psychosis if you’re ugly, which I’m not...So bug off!
I’m wearing black because I’m in mourning over America’s loss of common sense when it comes to choosing it’s political class on something as obtuse as a scandal involving a closeted queer congressman versus broken boarders, Islamofacism and the killing of the unborn. Also, black makes me looks sexy as hell.
1NSORA:
"ORA"
"I get it!"
"Obscure reference alert."
"Ooooh. Now I get it."
"You take yours off first. No, you take yours off first. I said it first. Okay, we'll take them off tegether again. Ready?"
The Erotic Adventures of Alice Through The Looking Glass.
How can you be so beautiful... yet so cold... and hard?
Boomer?
Boom Me!
Bill approved of the dress code for hillary's pages.
BOING!
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