- And we're going to keep drinking until Hillary looks good.
- "Dang, have you ever seen a dude that old crush a dozen beer cans against his forehead? Ted Kennedy rocks!"
- Beer! Boobies! Hey, throw in a football game and we have our first officially Sullivan-Free Zone!
- "Hey, what do you say we turn in the Von Trapps? That should be good for a laugh or two."
- "No, Mr Clinton, we do not wish to play 'Hide the Bratwurst.'"
- ORA ♪ ♪ "The sheep is a classic, as well you may find/The llama's all right if he isn't too tall/The donkey's a danger for standing behind/But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all... (Chorus) Roll them all over and turn them around/The hedgehog can never be buggered at all... " ♪
- Charlize Theron and Rene Zellweger star in Mel Gibson's Young Hitler, the Beer-Hall Years.
- Reasons Mormons don't drink: Because this is what Hillary and Nancy Pelosi look like through beer goggles.
- "No, I totally missed out on the moral outrage over Mark Foley's emails. I was passed out on roofies in Patrick Kennedy's condo all weekend with a dog collar on my neck."
- This reminds me, I need to pick up some peaches after work. Some nice, firm, round, supple peaches.
Best of Submariner
Andrew Sullivan was intrigued, until he looked up and realized they weren't plumbers...
"Costumes, what costumes? These are the maid uniform Subby issued us..."
Four more great reasons to imprison Muslims who would cover these girls up in burqhas.
Best of racerboy
...and that would be another reason I like German Bier... 4 more reasons, actually...
Best of Silhouette
All the really good bachelorette parties end with at least an invasion of Luxembourg.
Best of the paperboy
Ever since I got that "Titties-n-Beer" email I've had the "Kibbles-n-Bits" jingle stuck in my head with a redneck accent to it. Now it just turned German.
Best of Anonymous
Just goes to show, when it comes to beer, cup size is everything.
After staring at the photo for about five minutes, I came to the astonishing realization that they also have faces!
Best of Cybrludite
Moments later, Olga unhinged her jaw and bit Helga's head clean off.
Best of Steve B
As stated in thier bios, these ladies are also aerospace engineers at the Johnson Space Center.
Best of lawhawk
I know I'm not drunk but then again, I think I see quadruple.
Best of Dusty
No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
I guess the 'Hedgehog Song' caption is in the running for most obscure reference of all time, huh?
H/T: K the P