1. Look at those cat's expressions! The last time I saw something like this was when Mark Foley, Jim Kolbe, and Barney Frank visited that Cub Scout camp.
2. Lemmiewinks is transferred to Gitmo under heavy guard.
3. Never let them see ya sweat!
4. We've wired the cage to the wall outlet. Let's see what happens.
5. At the climax of his passions, The Boyfriend was instructed to release the mouse from its cage, so that its shrieks of terror and the scent of fresh blood would synchronize with Andrew's orgasm.
Hit Tip: Timmeh!