Friday, October 27, 2006

Despite all my rage...

1. Look at those cat's expressions! The last time I saw something like this was when Mark Foley, Jim Kolbe, and Barney Frank visited that Cub Scout camp.

2. Lemmiewinks is transferred to Gitmo under heavy guard.

3. Never let them see ya sweat!

4. We've wired the cage to the wall outlet. Let's see what happens.

5. At the climax of his passions, The Boyfriend was instructed to release the mouse from its cage, so that its shrieks of terror and the scent of fresh blood would synchronize with Andrew's orgasm.

Hit Tip: Timmeh!

10 comments:

lawhawk said...

Maus was visited by the ICRC who saw nothing wrong with the cats guarding the facility.

MP Martin said...

Mittens, Boots, Toonces and Shadow all get ringside seats to the Hell In A Cell match.

Zeke said...

Humming We are Siamese if pleease....

Zeke said...

Quickly my cat servants go and fetch me the bag of cashews the humans have just brought home.

Zeke said...

Petee the hamster was stressed but it was still better than the fate of many of his siblings that had been "adopted" by Richard Gere

Frank IBC said...

Kitty: "There, there, lie quiet now. You just had a bad dream."

Ricky Rat: "No..."

Sammy the Siamese: "Sure -- remember me -- your old pal, Sammy?

Smokey: And me - Smokey?

Snowflake: You couldn't forget my face, could you?

Ricky Rat: "No. But it wasn't a dream -- it was a place. And you - and you - and you - and you were there. Kitty, you were Helen Thomas. Snowflake, you were Hilary Clinton. Smokey, you were Andrew Sullivan. And Snowflake, you were John, Kerry.

Ricky Rat: "But you couldn't have been, could you?"

Kitty: Oh, we dream lots of silly things when we --

Ricky Rat: "No, Kitty - this was a real, truly scary place... I just wanted to go home. And that nice Congressman from Florida sent me home... doesn't anybody believe me?"

Sammy the Siamese: "Of course we believe you, Ricky."

Ricky Rat: "Oh, but anyway, I'm home! And this is my room -- and you're all here! And I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all! And -- Oh, Auntie Em -- there's no place like home!

Submariner said...

What are we going to do tonight, Brain?

Same thing as every night, Pinky - try to take over the world! Mwahahahaha! YOU distract the cats so I can get out...

Submariner said...

Thanks to that surgery technique, Algernon knew it was only a matter of a few seconds before the cats succumbed to the nitrous oxide he had released...

Rodney Dill said...

"Candygram....
plumber....
landshark...."

Rodney Dill said...

Kim Jong-Il? Meet the four horsemen of the apocalypse