1. "Actually, we're here to protest that new South Park episode that insults perfectly normal people like us that spend 107 hours a week playing World of Warcraft." 2. Man, I so wish there really were such a thing as a Hippie Digger.
3. "I've been playing 'Pocket Pool for Peace' since I was thirteen."
4. "Gee, Moonchild, that Gandalf guy sure put up a fight when you stole his hat."
5. "What do you know, Peasblossom. Just by showing up, we reduced the average age of the protesters to 83."
6. Bush lied, Kool-Aid dyed... my hair.
Best of prince of leaves
Cindy Sheehan and Janis Karpinsky attend an anti-war rally, circa 1970.
Best of Buckley F. Williams
You might want to think twice before offending a Level III Warlock. Just saying.
Best of WALSTIB
"Let's commence. With the tossing. Of the rings."-Beldar sowing some wild oats in France before he met Prymaat.
Best of David Simon
"We were going to wear our matching 'I'm with stupid' t-shirts, but we felt it would be silly to point out the obvious."
Isaac Mizrahi thought he had hit rock bottom by signing with K-Mart, but the worst was yet to come.
Best of Rodney Dill
Harry Potter and Hermoine fall on hard times and start to attend Grateful Dead concerts after becoming too old for more of Rowlings movies.
Best of Zeke
Poor blind Vanessa began to loose faith in the "helper geek" program after her's began to speak in only Klingon.
Best of Steve-O
"Okay, so most of the guys are weird, but when I come to these Warcraft conventions, they all think I'm a totally hot babe.
Best of Submariner
Suddenly Saffron decided - "Myron is as spongeworthy as I'm ever likely to get..."
Best of Anonymous
Ok, on the count of three, look intelligent. One, two...
Best of Cybrludite
Kinda cute looking, vapid, looser than the nickle slots in Reno... I do believe we've found one of Prouge's actual ex-girlfriends.
Van Helsing, Mr. Right, and Buckley F. Williams have noted that, based on the people turning out for the Day of Activity, or whatever the hell it was last week, most of these anti-war protestors have been going at it since Lincoln's first term. So, just to be different, I decided to cap some stupid young left-wing idiots, courtesy of El Marco.
P.S. Did last night's Battlestar Galactica season premier blow chunks or what?
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Cindy Sheehan and Janis Karpinsky attend an anti-war rally, circa 1970.
This is what happens when Democrats don't abort.
You might want to think twice before offending a Level III Warlock. Just saying.
"Let's commence. With the tossing. Of the rings."
-Beldar sowing some wild oats in France before he met Prymaat.
"We were going to wear our matching 'I'm with stupid' t-shirts, but we felt it would be silly to point out the obvious."
Isaac Mizrahi thought he had hit rock bottom by signing with K-Mart, but the worst was yet to come.
"No need to cover your breast, hippie chick. I may have married Hillary and did Lewinski, but that doesn't mean that I don't have any standards.
It's not easy for coneheads to find hats that fit.
Harry Potter and Hermoine fall on hard times and start to attend Grateful Dead concerts after becoming too old for more of Rowlings movies.
"A Vegetarian and her Wizzard" the tale of star crossed gardens.
Poor blind Vanessa began to loose faith in the "helper geek" program after her's began to speak in only Klingon.
We are here to protest Teen Wolf 2. It was not true to the first Teen Wolf.
V, Re: Battlestar Galactica
Saw part 2 off the net... I still like the show, but methinks the political undertones are starting to "overtone"... Humans as "insurgents" (catch the online webisodes at scifi.com), Cylons and their "one God" the bad guys, etc. The show is still good (but what the hell was that fat-Captain-Adama thing about?)
"Okay, so most of the guys are weird, but when I come to these Warcraft conventions, they all think I'm a totally hot babe.
For some of them I could be, like, the only women they've even Seen for a while, besides their mothers of course."
Steve O
I feel SO overdressed. I can't believe we both forgot it's casual Friday!
The "public sex on stage" couple share a quiet, clothed moment.
... and here I thought spong-monkeys were only mythical beings.
"This 'Day of Activity' has really worn me out."
"Me too, but just think, we can rest up during the next 364 'Days of Inactivity'."
Times like this I'm really glad Caption This isn't scratch-n-sniff.
What a maroon? He can't even play pocket pool right...
Enumclaw Community Theatre presents:
"Dorothy and the Scarecrow in Tacoma - a Morality Play for Our Times"
♪ We're off to see the whizzer - the wunnerful whizzer of odd... ♪
Suddenly Saffron decided - "Myron is as spongeworthy as I'm ever likely to get..."
Liberal Larry and Peaceblossom at the Monster Mash.
Ok, on the count of three, look intelligent. One, two...
At this point in the interview over why zionism is racism, these two were asked to point out Israel on a map of the world.
Kinda cute looking, vapid, looser than the nickle slots in Reno... I do believe we've found one of Prouge's actual ex-girlfriends.
This chick was the original choice to star in ABC's new series Ugly Betty.
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