Monday, October 16, 2006

Da Bulls

1. "In our case, the phrase 'Erotic Bullfight' would be juste.

2. "No, I'm not a body builder, I just have a wicked latex allergy."

3. "No one will ever pound the crap out of us again, huh, Leona?"

4. "And if we can get Rosie to buy out the site, all future Thursdays will be ours!"

5. "Rolling your own tampons, I see. I like you old-fashioned girls."

6. "I was completely normal until I was molested by an old lady at the Antique Village."

7. "SOTG and Sub? The two dykes that beat up your prom dates are here."

8. Hillary's Secret Service detail relaxes while rehasing the last episode of 'The L Word.'

9. "Robert Jensen says masculinity is an obsolete concept. Let's kick his sorry faggot ass."

10. "Your face or mine?"

Best of sonicfrog
Yeah I know it sounds gross, but drinking Barry Bonds urine has done wonders for me. I doubled my muscle mass in three weeks.

Best of lawhawk
The next pretzel necked geek that makes fun of my physique will be turned into a pretzel who will no longer have the capacity to eat solid food. Capiche?!

Best of divine miss m
The finalists of the prison guard beauty contest could best be described as "handsome."

Best of champaignken
I'm not sure if this flax seed oil is working right. My back is covered in acne, my voice is lower than Isaac Hayes and my clitorus is bigger than a banana.

Ellen or Rosie?

Do you like gladiator movies?

Best of Curly
“Do the sex-change hormone shots I’m taking make my pecs look big?”

Best of Anonymous
... and I'm teaching myself to pee standing up.

Best of the paperboy
"What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the girlie-men!"

Do they test women for testosterone? 'Cause I've had a permanent erection for the last six weeks!

Source: Knowledge Brings Fear

17 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Must've been magic beer, huh?"

Tyler D. said...

Well crap that makes two sites I have seen this image TODAY!@@@

evariste said...

I don't have a caption, I just had to LMAO at 5. "Rolling your own tampons, I see. I like you old-fashioned girls."

Son Of The Godfather said...

RE: V's # 7... Damnit V, those are our prom dates!

sonicfrog said...

Yeah I know it sounds gross, but drinking Barry Bonds urine has done wonders for me. I doubled my muscle mass in three weeks.

Ver Word: tpVTKz

lawhawk said...

Where's the guy with the Crisco?

This is what happens when you leave out the greenies and take the cream and the clear without direction.

The next pretzel necked geek that makes fun of my physique will be turned into a pretzel who will no longer have the capacity to eat solid food. Capiche?!

Jay Guevara said...

"I feel the urge to take a few pitchers yard. How 'bout you?"

divine miss m said...

The finalists of the prison guard beauty contest could best be described as "handsome."

champaignken said...

I'm not sure if this flax seed oil is working right. My back is covered in acne, my voice is lower than Isaac Hayes and my clitorus is bigger than a banana.

Ellen or Rosie?

Do you like gladiator movies?

Curly said...

“Hey sweetie…You been working out?”

“Do the sex-change hormone shots I’m taking make my pecs look big?”

“Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s such a girlie-man.”

Anonymous said...

Frank, how's the estrogen diet working for you?

Anonymous said...

... and I'm teaching myself to pee standing up.

MP Martin said...

"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the girlie-men!"

MP Martin said...

Opening beer bottles. Pshawww! I'll crush that Jack Bauer's head like a grape between my breasts!

MP Martin said...

Do they test women for testosterone? 'Cause I've had a permanent erection for the last six weeks!

MP Martin said...

Oh My! I think V's found himself a new pair of viking kittens! Valhalla I am coming!

Steve B said...

So as I was telling my girlfriend, you can't pick up chicks at the bar if you look like a dyke. You need some manliness to you.