1. Nancy Pelosi shows off an example from her prized Mapplethorpe Memorabilia collection.
2. Foley got fired just for IMing his pages. There is definitely a double-standard.
3. One of the things Pelosi can look forward to as Speaker: not having to hold back Kennedy from an open bar.
4. If I were from San Francisco, this picture would be considered Hometown Americana. But then, so would the Mapplethorpe photo.
5. "A monogrammed whip, Mr. Sullivan? That's so nouveau riche of you."
6. "Good! Good! Now stick the Crown of Thorns on His head and let me have at him!"
7. "You've been a naughty, bad, senator Mrs. Clinton. Do you know what we do to naughty, bad Senators?"
8. "Now, Senator Byrd, if you promise to stop whipping Senator Obama for looking at white women, I'll give you your whip back."
9. "Have fun at your NAMBLA retreat, Congressman Frank. Don't forget this!"
10. "In my hometown, this little gadget is known as the 'Embarcadero Wife Tamer.'"
H/T Frank IBC @ (once again) Discarded Lies.
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Interns at the Clinton Foundation are given a nametag, pens, ball gag, and a whip on their first day at work.
photo from Drudge.
Her plastic surgeon has 50 lashes coming for making her look like the Cryptkeeper.
And you thought I was kidding when I told that *dear* little Time reporter "Anyone knows not to mess with me..."
"Bend over"
Nancy Pelosi's dominatrix costume drew derisive laughter until it was announced that she would attend the ball with Dennis Kucinich.
"Hey, America. If, praise Gaia, I'm back in power soon, you don't think we were just going to forgive and forget about those tax cuts, now do you?"
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If this is often what you wake up to on Sunday morning, you may have a drinking problem.
*click* AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! Holy Crap That Scared Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. The Dems sure have stepped up their Get Out The Vote effort!
Eeeexcellent! Once I am second in the line of succession, a couple of misfortunes, then ALL SHALL ADORE AND TREMBLE IN FEAR BEFORE ME!!! The Empire will be MINE! ALL MINE!!!
"Ten lashes for the next poor b#stard that calls ME a 'centrist'"
Can I be the minority whip? Pleeeeeeeze? I'm packin'.
You'd look like this,too, if you'd just given birth to an alien.
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If this is often what you wake up to on Sunday morning, you may have a drinking problem.
You're wrong bubba; you DEFINITELY have a drinking problem if you've EVER woken up to this...
ORA:
Here you are, Free Consort Hillary. Should I assume the "Bosk position" now?
Use this Teddy - maybe we can get whip a little movement into my forehead...
Dammit, Obamalama - we've ALREADY decided Hill has the '08 nomination.
'Nuff said
"...and I've heard that some negroes are considering changing allegiance to the Republican party. I would suggest you rethink that position..."
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