Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Botox Bolshevik with a Whip
1. Nancy Pelosi shows off an example from her prized Mapplethorpe Memorabilia collection.
2. Foley got fired just for IMing his pages. There is definitely a double-standard.
3. One of the things Pelosi can look forward to as Speaker: not having to hold back Kennedy from an open bar.
4. If I were from San Francisco, this picture would be considered Hometown Americana. But then, so would the Mapplethorpe photo.
5. "A monogrammed whip, Mr. Sullivan? That's so nouveau riche of you."
6. "Good! Good! Now stick the Crown of Thorns on His head and let me have at him!"
7. "You've been a naughty, bad, senator Mrs. Clinton. Do you know what we do to naughty, bad Senators?"
8. "Now, Senator Byrd, if you promise to stop whipping Senator Obama for looking at white women, I'll give you your whip back."
9. "Have fun at your NAMBLA retreat, Congressman Frank. Don't forget this!"
10. "In my hometown, this little gadget is known as the 'Embarcadero Wife Tamer.'"
H/T Frank IBC @ (once again) Discarded Lies.