Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Botox Bolshevik with a Whip


1. Nancy Pelosi shows off an example from her prized Mapplethorpe Memorabilia collection.

2. Foley got fired just for IMing his pages. There is definitely a double-standard.

3. One of the things Pelosi can look forward to as Speaker: not having to hold back Kennedy from an open bar.

4. If I were from San Francisco, this picture would be considered Hometown Americana. But then, so would the Mapplethorpe photo.

5. "A monogrammed whip, Mr. Sullivan? That's so nouveau riche of you."

6. "Good! Good! Now stick the Crown of Thorns on His head and let me have at him!"

7. "You've been a naughty, bad, senator Mrs. Clinton. Do you know what we do to naughty, bad Senators?"

8. "Now, Senator Byrd, if you promise to stop whipping Senator Obama for looking at white women, I'll give you your whip back."

9. "Have fun at your NAMBLA retreat, Congressman Frank. Don't forget this!"

10. "In my hometown, this little gadget is known as the 'Embarcadero Wife Tamer.'"

H/T Frank IBC @ (once again) Discarded Lies.

21 comments:

The Man said...

Interns at the Clinton Foundation are given a nametag, pens, ball gag, and a whip on their first day at work.

Frank IBC said...

photo from Drudge.

Van Helsing said...

Her plastic surgeon has 50 lashes coming for making her look like the Cryptkeeper.

Cassandra said...

And you thought I was kidding when I told that *dear* little Time reporter "Anyone knows not to mess with me..."

"Bend over"

David Simon said...

Nancy Pelosi's dominatrix costume drew derisive laughter until it was announced that she would attend the ball with Dennis Kucinich.

Silhouette said...

"Hey, America. If, praise Gaia, I'm back in power soon, you don't think we were just going to forgive and forget about those tax cuts, now do you?"

Anonymous said...

Shamelessly stolen from below:

If this is often what you wake up to on Sunday morning, you may have a drinking problem.

sonicfrog said...

*click* AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! Holy Crap That Scared Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cybrludite said...

Wow. The Dems sure have stepped up their Get Out The Vote effort!

MP Martin said...

Eeeexcellent! Once I am second in the line of succession, a couple of misfortunes, then ALL SHALL ADORE AND TREMBLE IN FEAR BEFORE ME!!! The Empire will be MINE! ALL MINE!!!

Jonathan said...

"Ten lashes for the next poor b#stard that calls ME a 'centrist'"

Straight8 said...

Can I be the minority whip? Pleeeeeeeze? I'm packin'.

Straight8 said...

You'd look like this,too, if you'd just given birth to an alien.

Submariner said...

Anonymous said...
Shamelessly stolen from below:

If this is often what you wake up to on Sunday morning, you may have a drinking problem.


You're wrong bubba; you DEFINITELY have a drinking problem if you've EVER woken up to this...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Here you are, Free Consort Hillary. Should I assume the "Bosk position" now?

Submariner said...

Use this Teddy - maybe we can get whip a little movement into my forehead...

Submariner said...

Dammit, Obamalama - we've ALREADY decided Hill has the '08 nomination.

Rodney Dill said...

'Nuff said

Submariner said...

"...and I've heard that some negroes are considering changing allegiance to the Republican party. I would suggest you rethink that position..."

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