1. "One day, on the set of True Lies, I accidentally drank from Arnold's canteen. Later, in a fit of 'roid rage, I shoved a screwdriver through Tom Arnold's groin." --- Jamie Lee Curtis, Memoirs
2. "Prom Date? Why would I bother with such an oppressive, hetero-normative institution. Crush the Patriachy!"
3. "You can forget about changing the oil. I used it to shine up my triceps."
4. 'Enormous Terrifying Womanoid' doesn't fit on a vanity plate? Not even one of those long, gay European ones?"
5. "That thing got a hemi?"
6. Andrew Sullivan's Google Image search for something butch and muscular in fishnet panty-hose scores a near-miss.
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Boy, that Joe Piscopo is really dying for attention these days...
"Congressional Pages, The Later Years"
Got Milk??? Not Anymore!
"Hm. Okay, Mr. Sullivan. Still a couple weeks till your surgery...Maybe it's time to go ahead and adjust that hormonal dosage."
"No, no...really. A nice job with the car; no great. Just that viewers of The Price Is Right tend to prefer Barker's Beauties who are more...oh, I dunno...traditional-looking...We'll be in touch.
No, Achmed. YOU try putting a veil on her!
Man, woman...man, woman...no one was willing to uncover the truth.
"Service me - or I'll beat the crap out of you."
No caption here, but what's the over/under on male/female? I'd like to get a bet down.
Mark McGuire has not been seen since he left baseball. Some say for good reasons
Steven Cojocaru finally gets his steroid problem under control.
The reason behind Barry Bonds' unusual dress during spring training.
Me? I'm just your typical astro-physicist that enjoys football and dance, why?
Fishnets and cork soles - Andrew was embarrassed for shim...
Yeah, there's a couple of these working down at the warehouse. sigh.... God, I gotta get outa that job!
btw, verification word: shdogtsp
According to quantum physics theory as described in The Holographic Universe, all possibilities exist simultaneously in varying degrees of probability.
In the latest Messin With Sasquatch commercial, they shave its body and put fishnet stockings on it.
"It's not that it keeps hitting on me so much as the injuries it inflicts."
"Sir, stop referring to our client as 'it'."
"Well, just what gender is it then?"
-- long pause --
"You will refrain from referring to our client as 'it'."
I'll give you $15,000 for the Ferrari and another $5,000 if you guarantee that this...um, individual...won't be there when I come to pick up the car.
Now I know why the Taliban forced their women to wear a burka. They are not much to look at, but can they pull a plow.
From Advertising Age: "Ferrari has fired their ad agency, Sheehan, Pelosi and O'Donnell, claiming that when instructed to find a horse to pose with their new line... well, they didn't mean horse-faced."
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