Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Amazon Woman in the Mood
1. "One day, on the set of True Lies, I accidentally drank from Arnold's canteen. Later, in a fit of 'roid rage, I shoved a screwdriver through Tom Arnold's groin." --- Jamie Lee Curtis, Memoirs
2. "Prom Date? Why would I bother with such an oppressive, hetero-normative institution. Crush the Patriachy!"
3. "You can forget about changing the oil. I used it to shine up my triceps."
4. 'Enormous Terrifying Womanoid' doesn't fit on a vanity plate? Not even one of those long, gay European ones?"
5. "That thing got a hemi?"
6. Andrew Sullivan's Google Image search for something butch and muscular in fishnet panty-hose scores a near-miss.