Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Al Franken Re-Enacts His Birth
1. Planned Parenthood's Annual Anti-Family Carnival, featuring its ever-popular 'Abort Morrissey' game.
2. ORA The original ending to Jeepers Creepers was changed after test audiences didn't get it. (Much like this caption).
3. "A little Valtrex should clear that Al Franken right up, ma'am."
4. A yeast infection can feel like giving birth to Al Franken. Fight back with Femstat 3.
5. Al Franken, Sam Seder, and Jerry Springer avoid job cuts at Air Amerika by hiding inside Janeane Garofalo.
Best of jeff
Around the world, vasectomy and tubal ligation procedures skyrocket.
Best of The Man
...and it was the last time Andrew Sullivan ever saw a woman's hoo-ha ever again
Best of Adjustah
Samwise would never find Frodo here...
Best of divine miss m
Finally, a piece of "art" so disgusting that even the NEA was unwilling to fund it.
Best of WALSTIB
Warning: Objects in your vulva seem larger and uglier than they really are"
"Where will you be when your laxitive kicks in?"
Ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?
"...and when the lights are off and he takes his teeth out, the guys can hardly tell the difference".
"...ya, my new gynocologist is great. He really gets into his work".
Best of Curly
"I should have strapped a 2 X 4 to my a$$ to keep from falling in."
Thanks to the proliferation of cell phones and the subsequent loss of phonebooths, Clark Kent had to find other places to change.
"Kobe! I'm open!"
Best of Cybrludite
All I'm saying, Father, is next year we should perhaps screen the cut-out picture booth before we open the parish fair.
Best of champaignken
In a new Fall holiday - Beaver Day, if a beaver sees his shadow, there will be 6 more weeks of Indian summer.
Best of Jason
"Can you hear me now?"
Best of the paperboy
After Frodo and Galadriel leave, Samwise gazes into the mirror and sees not the future of the Shire, but the moment of his birth.
Best of Adjustah
"This is not what they meant in medical school about getting in 18 holes a day..."