Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Al Franken Re-Enacts His Birth


1. Planned Parenthood's Annual Anti-Family Carnival, featuring its ever-popular 'Abort Morrissey' game.

2. ORA The original ending to Jeepers Creepers was changed after test audiences didn't get it. (Much like this caption).

3. "A little Valtrex should clear that Al Franken right up, ma'am."

4. A yeast infection can feel like giving birth to Al Franken. Fight back with Femstat 3.

5. Al Franken, Sam Seder, and Jerry Springer avoid job cuts at Air Amerika by hiding inside Janeane Garofalo.

Best of jeff
Around the world, vasectomy and tubal ligation procedures skyrocket.

Best of The Man
...and it was the last time Andrew Sullivan ever saw a woman's hoo-ha ever again

Best of Adjustah
Samwise would never find Frodo here...

Best of divine miss m
Finally, a piece of "art" so disgusting that even the NEA was unwilling to fund it.

Best of WALSTIB
Warning: Objects in your vulva seem larger and uglier than they really are"

"Where will you be when your laxitive kicks in?"

Ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?

"...and when the lights are off and he takes his teeth out, the guys can hardly tell the difference".

"...ya, my new gynocologist is great. He really gets into his work".

Best of Curly
"I should have strapped a 2 X 4 to my a$$ to keep from falling in."

Thanks to the proliferation of cell phones and the subsequent loss of phonebooths, Clark Kent had to find other places to change.

"Kobe! I'm open!"

Best of Cybrludite
All I'm saying, Father, is next year we should perhaps screen the cut-out picture booth before we open the parish fair.

Best of champaignken
In a new Fall holiday - Beaver Day, if a beaver sees his shadow, there will be 6 more weeks of Indian summer.

Best of Jason
"Can you hear me now?"

Best of the paperboy
After Frodo and Galadriel leave, Samwise gazes into the mirror and sees not the future of the Shire, but the moment of his birth.

Best of Adjustah
"This is not what they meant in medical school about getting in 18 holes a day..."



H/T: Timmeh!

45 comments:

jeff said...

Around the world, millions of would-be parents decide that birth control is a terrific option....

Alternate:
Around the world, vasectomy and tubal ligation procedures skyrocket.

Submariner said...

V - #5 resulted in a nasal coffee shot to the monitor. Nice! Nomination for Best Of '06.

The Man said...

...and it was the last time Andrew Sullivan ever saw a woman's hoo-ha ever again

sonicfrog said...

... and you wonder why I turned gay!!!

Adjustah said...

Samwise would never find Frodo here...

divine miss m said...

Finally, a piece of "art" so disgusting that even the NEA was unwilling to fund it.

WALSTIB said...

Sometimes, "Sit on my face" can have unintended results.

WALSTIB said...

Warning: Objects in your vulva seem larger and uglier than they really are"

(except in this case)

WALSTIB said...

Well you know what they say: men spend 9 months trying toget out and the rest of their lives trying to get back in. I guess this guy wasn't in much of a hurry to get out again.

WALSTIB said...

The sad part is that some woman put her face into the cutout as well. Oh the humanity!

WALSTIB said...

"...I know I put my keys down someplace".

WALSTIB said...

Looks to me like this guy is pretty close to an a$$hole.

WALSTIB said...

Did you see the size of that clit? It really does look like a nose!

WALSTIB said...

"...we demand a bush...um, we mean a shrubbery!..."

WALSTIB said...

Jack was gonna make it out of China no matter what.

WALSTIB said...

When she said her pu$$y had a mind of its own, she wasn't kidding!

WALSTIB said...

"Where will you be when your laxitive kicks in?"

WALSTIB said...

Ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?

WALSTIB said...

Obstetrician: "That's the last time I let a woman go more that a week past her due date!"

GOP & College said...

"Get out of there! No I'm not going to abort you!"

Rodney Dill said...

"...and I ain't ever comin' out"

Curly said...

"I should have strapped a 2 X 4 to my a$$ to keep from falling in."

Anonymous said...

Where "blow me" and "fuck me" collide

Curly said...

Here's one place Mark Foley won't be hiding.

George Soros decides to do Rosie O'Donnell's clitorectomy with his teeth.

In the DailyKOS produced ripoff of "Being John Malkovich", starring Linda Ronstadt and Al Franken, people seemingly pay money to occupy space in Cindy Sheehan's head. Fortunately, there's ample room.

Curly said...

Thanks to the proliferation of cell phones and the subsequent loss of phonebooths, Clark Kent had to find other places to change.

Curly said...

Her Uterus -- My Business

"Kobe! I'm open!"

Word verification: rymph -- like a North Korean nymp.

Cybrludite said...

All I'm saying, Father, is next year we should perhaps screen the cut-out picture booth before we open the parish fair.

(That's assuming that Catholic schools elsewhere do fairs for their fundraising. Around here in the fall, you can't kick a can without hitting one...)

Turing Word: eepnmmf. Sounds like an audio caption for this pic, actually...

Straight8 said...

Air America's fundraiser failed miserably, even with massive celebrity participation.

Submariner said...

Although Mrs. Fat B@st@rd was more successful with the "Get in mah belly!" line, here marks tended to have poor aim.




v word - yrlaxxsx sort of the sound I made over the trashcan when I first saw this picture... (and Babs' Flabs too)

WALSTIB said...

V, when checking out babes for thursday, it's best to keep a bit of distance between you and the subject.

champaignken said...

Being a secret service agent for Bill Clinton involves some dangerous and dirty work.

In a new Fall holiday - Beaver Day, if a beaver sees his shadow, there will be 6 more weeks of Indian summer.

Jason said...

"Can you hear me now?"

WALSTIB said...

ken, you beat me to the beaver/shadow punchline.

WALSTIB said...

Just take a little off the top and shave the rest. We like it smooth.

WALSTIB said...

"...and when the lights are off and he takes his teeth out, the guys can hardly tell the difference".

WALSTIB said...

"...ya, my new gynocologist is great. He really gets into his work".

Adjustah said...

Reuters are using Photoshop for everything...

MP Martin said...

This image will forever be burned into my brain. The Horror... The Horror... The Horror...

MP Martin said...

In space no one can hear you scream... This Halloween in the hospital, everyone will hear you scream

MP Martin said...

After Frodo and Galadriel leave, Samwise gazes into the mirror and sees not the future of the Shire, but the moment of his birth.

Dusty said...

By golly, Tip was right --- All politics IS local!

Adjustah said...

"This is not what they meant in medical school about getting in 18 holes a day..."

Submariner said...

Not exactly a sh!t-eating grin, but close...

Submariner said...

Talk about finally getting out of solitary!

Submariner said...

Fire in the hole? None over here!