Monday, October 23, 2006

Aisle of Ewe

1. Advocate Ad: "Enjoy Scenic Enumclaw."

2. Andrew Sullivan receives a 'Birthday Bouquet' from Glenn Greenwad.

3. Baby Got B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-c-k.

4. If this is often what you wake up to on Sunday morning, you may have a drinking problem.

5. When asked why she had 87 sheep in her modest, suburban ranch home, 84 year old Irma Frilby responded, "I just don't like cats."

6. "Well, the one on the left reminds me of Barney Frank. The next one looks like John Travolta. The big one with sh*t all over it reminds me of Glenn Greenwald. And the really high tight one three from the end looks like Tom Cruise. " Andrews Sullivan reminisces.

7. Big deal. A bunch of ugly Muslims in leg warmers praying toward Mecca. Been there. Done that.

8. Mephisto considered his attempt to clone a six-assed sheep a major failure, but Big Gay Al was thrilled.

9. The offensive line of the Washington Redskins takes the field.

10. Richard Gere was unimpressed. "What have you got for a bottom-boi?"

HT: Evariste at Lies, Discarded and Imagethief

12 comments:

The Man said...

Bob never used a dating service based in Arkansas ever again.

Kyle said...

The extras for the movie Brokeback Mountin' stood patiently off-set, not knowing what was in store.

Rodney Dill said...

72 virgin wools

Jonathan said...

Muhammed's erotic dreams.

Adjustah said...

Ewe have to give the Scottish Tourism Bureau some credit...

Straight8 said...

The girls tried unsuccessfully to ignore the two cowboys and the wheelbarrow.

Straight8 said...

Barbara Streisand, eat your heart out.
Wham bam, thank you ma'am, wham bam, thank you ma'am, wham bam, that you Sam?

CJ said...

Sometimes, the sheep need a little extra help getting over the fence.

sonicfrog said...

sheep porn....

Submariner said...

'Ow To Speak Awstraylian:
"Date Night"

Submariner said...

"A-a-a-a-a-a-ndy;
a-a-are you da-a-a-a-a-a-a-ddy?"

Rodney Dill said...

Lamb fries... rare.