1. Advocate Ad: "Enjoy Scenic Enumclaw."
2. Andrew Sullivan receives a 'Birthday Bouquet' from Glenn Greenwad.
3. Baby Got B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-c-k.
4. If this is often what you wake up to on Sunday morning, you may have a drinking problem.
5. When asked why she had 87 sheep in her modest, suburban ranch home, 84 year old Irma Frilby responded, "I just don't like cats."
6. "Well, the one on the left reminds me of Barney Frank. The next one looks like John Travolta. The big one with sh*t all over it reminds me of Glenn Greenwald. And the really high tight one three from the end looks like Tom Cruise. " Andrews Sullivan reminisces.
7. Big deal. A bunch of ugly Muslims in leg warmers praying toward Mecca. Been there. Done that.
8. Mephisto considered his attempt to clone a six-assed sheep a major failure, but Big Gay Al was thrilled.
9. The offensive line of the Washington Redskins takes the field.
10. Richard Gere was unimpressed. "What have you got for a bottom-boi?"
HT: Evariste at Lies, Discarded and Imagethief