1. "So, are we klansmen doing a marijuana bust or some kind of druid thing? I don't know."
2. "Excuse me, we're trying to act out Macbeth Act IV, Scene 1 here! '"Great Burnham Wood to High Dunsinane Hill Shall Come..."
3. "My elaborate sexual fantasy is almost complete. Now, to find a donkey."
4. "One, Halloween isn't until next month, and two, this is the lamest Haunted Trail, like, ever!"
5. "Why thank you. I suppose I do have a 'real purtty mouth.'"
6. "I hope you've learned an important lesson from this about the importance of having the right length for the fuse on a pipe bomb. Now, help me look for my index finger.
7. "Great, you numbtards just used poison ivy for camouflage."
8. "Well, blankets and leaves are possible defenses against Zionist cluster-bombs, but ideally, you want to surround yourself with children."
Best of lawhawk
When I said get thee a shrubbery, I meant get me a shrubbery, not for you to dress like one. Is this a Zionist plot to get me or what?
Best of the paperboy
Okay, sticks and leaves work in the jungle. For urban warfare, you'll need to put kids, bricks, dead dogs and bombed out cars in your ghillie suits.
The new generation of Jihadis do not fly airplanes into office buildings. They infiltrate office buildings as potted plants and set themselves on fire.
Best of jeff
Stargate SG-1 sees cuts in the alien makeup budget.
Best of Silhouette
Dhimmitude meets environmentalism: Organic burkas.
KosKids charades: The answer is "The Bush family are secretly gun-toting terrorists."
The National Enquirer photogs would regret their plan to photograph Cheney on vacation.
Best of sonicfrog
Todays KKK. Pathetic! Another fine American institution gone to Hell!!! Is there any better proof that the school system is not teaching proper values any more.
Best of the paperboy
Sarge? Sarge? Hey Sarge! I got a woody!
Best of Submariner
Here we see new "body armor" manufactured by a DNC-sponsored, small, disadvantaged business, being delivered to deployed troops.
Best of What, me worry?
Abu Ghraib redux: Detainees are forced to put Rosie O'Donnell’s panties on their heads.
“Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em…I’ve got ZigZags if anybody’s lacking.”
“Sure, I’ve heard the saying about sticks and stones, but I never thought I’d be wearing them.”
Best of Steve B
ssshhhhh...be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting Zionists.
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