Saturday, September 09, 2006

Why They Always Go in Twos


In India they use the commode by standing on the seat and due to overcrowding, they sometimes double-team, for efficiency. -the paperboy

Rosie O'Donnell's Christmas card.
- Adjustah

Moments later, Krista accidentally tripped the flush valve with her knee. The girls would spend the next twelve years as C.H.U.D. sex slaves before escaping back to the surface world.
-prince of leaves

Of COURSE you can't get pregnant from a toilet seat... (at least if you only make love to a same sex partner on it...)
-Submariner

This makes perfect sense. Guys in High School used to do the Pete Rose in the showers, so now, thanks to CNN, girls can do the Kyra Phillips while on the can.
-sonicfrog

Scenes from the Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders Calendar: January '07.
-Dwight The Troubled Teen

16 comments:

The Man said...

Only another 1506 feet to join the mile high club.

Citizen Grim said...

The slow beginning of the end for Bulimics Anonymous.

MP Martin said...

In India they use the commode by standing on the seat, but they usually point their butt at the opening. Due to overcrowding, they sometimes double-team, for efficiency.

Adjustah said...

"Aren't you a little clothed for a stormtrooper?"

Adjustah said...

Rosie O'Donnell's Christmas card.

prince of leaves said...

Moments later, Krista accidentally tripped the flush valve with her knee. The girls would spend the next twelve years as C.H.U.D. sex slaves before escaping back to the surface.

prince of leaves said...

Prompted by secret orders from Karl Rove, Teen Republican operatives Jennifer and Brandy lure Jay Bennish into a tenure-breaking trap.

Submariner said...

And after? Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Submariner said...

What I don't get is that if she stands on it to pee to prevent contact diseases, why'd she take of her shoes first?

Submariner said...

Of COURSE you can't get pregnant from a toilet seat...
(at least if you only make love to a same sex partner on it...)

MP Martin said...

Submariner -
Because she didn't bring her footpads,
and the built-in footpads are slippery.

lawhawk said...

Surfing the porcelain alien?

So this is what the Olsen twins have been up to.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

This makes perfect sense. Guys in High School used to do the Pete Rose in the showers, so now, thanks to CNN, girls can do the Kyra Phillips while on the can.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

Given that the Muzak was playing "Cheek to Cheek" the resulting snapshot wasn't as scandalous as it otherwise may have been.

Dwight The Troubled Teen said...

Scenes from the Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders Calendar: January '07.

In February they are kicking nosy be-yatch ass.