Saturday, September 09, 2006
Why They Always Go in Twos
In India they use the commode by standing on the seat and due to overcrowding, they sometimes double-team, for efficiency. -the paperboy
Rosie O'Donnell's Christmas card.
Moments later, Krista accidentally tripped the flush valve with her knee. The girls would spend the next twelve years as C.H.U.D. sex slaves before escaping back to the surface world.
-prince of leaves
Of COURSE you can't get pregnant from a toilet seat... (at least if you only make love to a same sex partner on it...)
This makes perfect sense. Guys in High School used to do the Pete Rose in the showers, so now, thanks to CNN, girls can do the Kyra Phillips while on the can.
Scenes from the Carolina Panthers Cheerleaders Calendar: January '07.
-Dwight The Troubled Teen