1. "Wow! There's a huge amount of room in the back of this helicopter. If any of us were gay, we'd make a comparison to Andrew Sullivan's anus."
2. Liberal Democrats saw the pic, thought the US was at last pulling out of Iraq in shame and defeat and got so baked in the ensuing celebration that they didn't wake up until after election day, handing the Republicans veto-proof majorities in the House and Senate.
3. "What do you mean I can't bring hair gel on this flight?"
4. V the K is evacuated to a safe house to protect him from the wrath of Steve Irwin fans.
I respect the military too much to make too much fun of this. It's from here.