Thursday, September 21, 2006
Thursday Chainmail Hobichas
1. I bet you ladies have a heck of a time getting through T'n'A screening, I mean TSA screening.
2. Divine Miss M hired a couple of tutors to help with CJ's homeschooling.
3. "I don't know," sighed Andrew Sullivan. "A chainmail mansiere with vinyl fingerless gloves just seems gauche after Labor Day."
4. "I only have an opening for one intern," Senator Clinton said. "So, into the mudpit, no holds barred, and to the death! The winner and I will bathe in the loser's blood!"
5. "Be sure and drop back in on us the next time you're in Alburquerque, Mr. The K."
6. When he gets nostalgic, David Bowie likes to look at pictures of himslf from the 1970's.
7. "You must be friends of Mary's," snarled the Vice President, unbuckling his belt. Within an hour, both were cured of the gay, but would never again find a man who measured up.
8. You think this is wild, wait 'til you see their prom dates.
9. Dwight's mother and sister's argument over how he became so troubled soon devolved into yet another erotic strawberry whipped-cream catfight.
10. When Katie Couric didn't work out, CBS went to a "Dual-Anchor" approach.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
When I finally hit the Powerball numbers, this will be a picture of my mechanic and my gardener.
Best of The Man
Interning at The Clinton Foundation looks good on a resume and leaves them with plenty of hands-on experience
Thong Girl V will introduce her arch nemisis - Leather Strap-On Girl and her evil twin.
Best of Submariner
Subby? Would you show us how sub sailors can "breathe through their ears" again? Pretty please?
Decisions, decisions;do I want "less filling" or "tastes great?"
Velkommen to Schprokkets. Helga und Inga vill be your prize, BUT only should you get past Bruno und Heinz.
Best of divine miss m
The Maxey Boys' Training School experienced an unprecedented 98% turnaround in delinquent behavior solely by issuing new uniforms to its teachers, social workers and guards.
Pedro and Leon were the exceptions.
Best of prince of leaves
Best of Adjustah
Hey, I hear Hanson are back together...
Best of What, me worry?
“Welcome to the World Famous Chicken Ranch Brothel! Are you pro-Bush, into Gore, into Hairy Reeds, or undecided?”
Best of Dusty
Just two of the reasons Bill Clinton didn't do more to catch bin Laden.