1. Pedro and Leon were overjoyed. "At least, a kid whose ass WE can kick."
2. ♪ Hap-py... Birth-day... Congress-man Barney Frank... ♪
3. "Eat your heart out, Barbra Streisand."
4. "No, I'm just the houseboy. Mr. Seacrest will be with you shortly."
5. This publicity photo of Cousin Daisy illustrates why Ang Lee should not have directed Dukes of Hazzard II.
6. "Yar, I be smelly and this be me treasure trail."
7. "Streisand and implied incest between Kennedies on Monday, Shirtless Men on Tuesday, and now this? This must be Caption This's Gayest Week Ever."
8. Ten years it later, it turned out the left-wing blognuts were right about Jack Roberts.
9. For a moment, I thought this was Heath Ledger, then I realized it was much too butch.
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"Why is my bellybutton leaking?" Better question, What is his belly button leaking?
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What “Hot Babe Thursdays” would look like if Barney Frank ran the Caption This! web site.
“Eat your heart out, Barbara Streisand!”
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Voted "Most Likely To" in his high school yearbook.
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Sven Yannish, San Francisco's first taxpayer-subsidized Gender Reassignment Surgery recipient, poses for the 2006 SF City Employee Yearbook.
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Lionel is rumored to be next year's first round draft pick of the Houston Texans.
Oops, cancel that, it is written into Texan QB David Carr's contract that no other roster player can be prettier than himself.
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Dateline Parkridge Illinois September 1972: A Ms. Hillary Rodham has been named Illinios' Pork Princess.
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A very special Saved By The Bell. ...we learn the reason they knick-named him "Screech."
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Voted by San Francisco High, Class of 2006 - Most Likely to Suck Seed
Daddy was NOT as proud of Lynx and Lamb's older brother, Lythp.
I'll be "head lining" at Avalon Manor this weekend, IF you know what I mean...
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The other elves were put off by Legolas' attempts to get in touch with his even more feminine side.
"From Elf to Fairy: the autobiography of Orlando Bloom"
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Timmy Weir was not amused when his brother spiked his bikini wax with Rogaine. "I don't get mad; I get even. I mixed Tobasco Jalapeno into Johnny's lube. He'll be doing triple axels for a week."
He may be mute, but David Bridge can still scream "I'm a nellie bottom."
Mark Foley: You in your boxers too? David Bridges: Well no, actually I'm wearing a pair of my favorite lace panties from Victoria's Secret. Mark Foley: uh, gotta go.
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Queer Eye For The Straight Guy found nothing wrong with this twink.
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"Jack Bauer's Dark Secret has made its way to YouTube. A young Kiefer Sutherland auditions for a part in the never released "Lost Boys" spin off "The Lost Girls". Needless to say, he didn't get the part!
Stolen From the UK Sun: Teen Shemale Elected Carnival Queen