1. Pedro and Leon were overjoyed. "At least, a kid whose ass WE can kick." 2. ♪ Hap-py... Birth-day... Congress-man Barney Frank... ♪
3. "Eat your heart out, Barbra Streisand."
4. "No, I'm just the houseboy. Mr. Seacrest will be with you shortly."
5. This publicity photo of Cousin Daisy illustrates why Ang Lee should not have directed Dukes of Hazzard II.
6. "Yar, I be smelly and this be me treasure trail."
7. "Streisand and implied incest between Kennedies on Monday, Shirtless Men on Tuesday, and now this? This must be Caption This's Gayest Week Ever."
8. Ten years it later, it turned out the left-wing blognuts were right about Jack Roberts.
9. For a moment, I thought this was Heath Ledger, then I realized it was much too butch.
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"Why is my bellybutton leaking?" Better question, What is his belly button leaking?
Best of Curly
What “Hot Babe Thursdays” would look like if Barney Frank ran the Caption This! web site.
“Eat your heart out, Barbara Streisand!”
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Voted "Most Likely To" in his high school yearbook.
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Sven Yannish, San Francisco's first taxpayer-subsidized Gender Reassignment Surgery recipient, poses for the 2006 SF City Employee Yearbook.
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Lionel is rumored to be next year's first round draft pick of the Houston Texans.
Oops, cancel that, it is written into Texan QB David Carr's contract that no other roster player can be prettier than himself.
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Dateline Parkridge Illinois September 1972: A Ms. Hillary Rodham has been named Illinios' Pork Princess.
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A very special Saved By The Bell. ...we learn the reason they knick-named him "Screech."
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Voted by San Francisco High, Class of 2006 - Most Likely to Suck Seed
Daddy was NOT as proud of Lynx and Lamb's older brother, Lythp.
I'll be "head lining" at Avalon Manor this weekend, IF you know what I mean...
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The other elves were put off by Legolas' attempts to get in touch with his even more feminine side.
"From Elf to Fairy: the autobiography of Orlando Bloom"
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Timmy Weir was not amused when his brother spiked his bikini wax with Rogaine. "I don't get mad; I get even. I mixed Tobasco Jalapeno into Johnny's lube. He'll be doing triple axels for a week."
He may be mute, but David Bridge can still scream "I'm a nellie bottom."
Mark Foley: You in your boxers too? David Bridges: Well no, actually I'm wearing a pair of my favorite lace panties from Victoria's Secret. Mark Foley: uh, gotta go.
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Queer Eye For The Straight Guy found nothing wrong with this twink.
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"Jack Bauer's Dark Secret has made its way to YouTube. A young Kiefer Sutherland auditions for a part in the never released "Lost Boys" spin off "The Lost Girls". Needless to say, he didn't get the part!
Stolen From the UK Sun: Teen Shemale Elected Carnival Queen
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♪♪...And the thing that disturbs you...is only the sound...of the low spark of high-heeled boys...♪♪
Leonardo DiCaprio - the earlier years.
"Why is my bellybutton leaking?"
So, you really think this will help me get girls, Mr. Sullivan?
What “Hot Babe Thursdays” would look like if Barney Frank ran the Caption This! web site.
“Eat your heart out, Barbara Streisand!”
Actually V, those couple of weeks of World Cup were pretty frikin' gay too.
Andrew Sullivan's myspace profile picture.
Say what??!!??
Voted "Most Likely To" in his high school yearbook.
A very special Saved By The Bell.
Voted Fire Island High School's "Most Likely to Succeed" in the class of 1996.
Oh, so that's what happened to Howard a.k.a. "Call Me Nikki" from Ann Arbor.
"As a matter of fact, I am indeed the new editor for The Daily Kos!"
Sven Yannish, San Francisco's first taxpayer-subsidized Gender Reassignment Surgery recipient, poses for the 2006 SF City Employee Yearbook.
Lionel is rumored to be next year's first round draft pick of the Houston Texans.
Oops, cancel that, it is written into Texan QB David Carr's contract that no other roster player can be prettier than himself.
Again with the Hanson photographs...
Dateline Parkridge Illinois September 1972: A Ms. Hillary Rodham has been named Illinios' Pork Princess.
V. da K. - I wish I knew how to quip you...
Silhouette said...
A very special Saved By The Bell.
...we learn the reason they knick-named him "Screech."
Voted by San Francisco High, Class of 2006 - Most Likely to Suck Seed
Rosie was giddy with rapture til she found out it was a dude...
sorta.
Orlando Bloom was rejected for the role of Achilles in "Troy" when he misinterpreted the 'Greek' nature of the movie.
Daddy was NOT as proud of Lynx and Lamb's older brother, Lythp.
The other elves were put off by Legolas' attempts to get in touch with his even more feminine side.
"From Elf to Fairy: the autobiography of Orlando Bloom"
♪ I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for manly cox.
I then will hum a fugue of which I've heard the Streisand's din afore
And whistle all the melodies and wear the prettiest of pinafores!
I am the very model of a modern major genital!♪
“John Murtha for Prethident! John Murtha for Prethident!”
Inspired by the picture of Babs, Johnny broke into song:
♪ Hey MR. Arnstein - Here I aaaaaaaaammmmmmmm!♪
Timmy Weir was not amused when his brother spiked his bikini wax with Rogaine. "I don't get mad; I get even. I mixed Tobasco Jalapeno into Johnny's lube. He'll be doing triple axels for a week."
He may be mute, but David Bridge can still scream "I'm a nellie bottom."
"Girlfriend, the only thing you'd go straight for is the next issue of Torso Magazine!
I'll be "head lining" at Avalon Manor this weekend, IF you know what I mean...
Elaine could not bring herself to find him sponge-worthy, not that there's anything wrong with that...
Mark Foley: You in your boxers too? David Bridges: Well no, actually I'm wearing a pair of my favorite lace panties from Victoria's Secret. Mark Foley: uh, gotta go.
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy found nothing wrong with this twink.
"Jack Bauer's Dark Secret!!! Never before seen footage of a still young Keifer Sutherland has made its way to YouTube. Here he auditions for a part in the never released "Lost Boys" spin off "The Lost Girls". Needless to say, he didn't get the part!
More turkey, Mr. Chandler?
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