-"I have here a life-sized ventriloquist's dummy, made to represent missing Jimmy Danforth. Check back at 11, as we go through the lines he probably said to his kidnappers before they mutilated him!" -Citizen Grim
That was a wonderful rendition of 'Moonlight Sonata'. Now, let's do 'I Touch Myself'.
-the paperboy
I thought I was entering the "Take an NFL Player to School" contest. Turned out it was the "Take a Smelly Pirate Anchor to School" contest instead and I won...
-Submariner
Does it make you uncomfortable when I touch you here, Adam? How about here, hmmmm?
-Submariner
"See Jonathan? Just smile and toss your hair, and no one will ever know that you read the cue cards wrong."
-David Simon
"What was Mary Kay Latourneau's crime, you ask? Why, let me show you..."
-prince of leaves
(snarled through fake smile) "Quit leaning away from me like I'm a cootie-carrying leper, ya little brat! I don't care if you do have scoliosis!"
-prince of leaves
Katie was sure she could get out of school crossing violation the same way she got out of her speeding tickets.
- attmay
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I thought I was entering the "Take an NFL Player to School" contest. Turned out it was the "Take a Smelly Pirate Anchor to School" contest instead and I won...
Kommunist Katey decides to really get inside the Letourneau for her feature story...
Does it make you uncomfortable when I touch you here, Adam? How about here, hmmmm?
"I have here a life-sized ventriloquist's dummy, made to represent missing Jimmy Danforth. Check back at 11, as we go through the lines he probably said to his kidnappers before they mutilated him!"
"Who're you?"
"I'm Little O!"
"Your tire has tire hair too! Can I touch you?"
"See Jonathan? Just smile and toss your hair, and no one will ever know that you read the cue cards wrong."
"No kid, I asked you to tickle the ivories for me!
Pedophile Of The Week candidate #745. Jimmy was so happy to have Katie as a "friend" that he had to do contortionistic adjustments to contain and disguise his vigilant boyhood.
"And what are you going to play for me Jonathan?" "I can play Rachmaninoff's Prelude in C Sharp Minor Ms. Couric, but I think Chopstix is more your speed."
That was a wonderful rendition of 'Moonlight Sonata'. Now, together lets do 'I Touch Myself'.
"What was all this business with Mary Kay Latourneau, you ask? Why, let me show you..."
(snarled through fake smile) "Quit leaning away from me like I'm a cootie-carrying leper, ya little brat! I don't care if you do have scoliosis!"
Katie Couric is the new spokesman for national "Take a 'Tard to Work" day.
Trying to get out of another parking ticket?
Katie didn't want to be left out of the "female teacher molesting male students" story.
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