Saturday, September 09, 2006

"These People Are So Phony. Let's Go Back to My Place and Get to Know Each Other"

9 comments:

The Man said...

Well. Your Myspace page said you were 18.

Citizen Grim said...

Jessica was pleased with her robot. It had tied up her parents, driven her to the roller skating rink, and paid to get them inside. Now she would set it on its final task - killing that meddling bitch, Madison.

MP Martin said...

Pedophile Of The Week candidate #747. "What's the 'L' for uncle Fred?"
"Little. As in 'little shit'. And the 'B' is for 'bisexual'. Now go get your sister."

Adjustah said...

Happy birthday, Uncle Dad.

Anonymous said...

Somewhere in muslim heaven, Achmed meets one of his 72 virgins.

Submariner said...

Daddy - what's that Pusher Robot doing?

Submariner said...

We're from 8 Mile and John R, why?

sonicfrog said...

Despite her sultry demeanor and best pick-up lines, Nick clearly wasn't responding to her femanine charms.

prince of leaves said...

"Hey, mister? Didn't you used to be Keanu Reaves?"