Saturday, September 09, 2006

That Dog Sure Does Love Corn

The Dingleberry Retriever is understandably one of the less popular dog breeds.
-prince of leaves

Spike! Leave the Geico lizard alone!
- the paperboy

"Hey man, I don't have a toilet mint problem...I can quit anytime I want..."
-prince of leaves

While his owners were happy that Spike had finally given up on chasing the mail carrier, they were distressed with his new obsession with chasing the Tidy Bowl Man.
-prince of leaves

Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!!!
-prince of leaves

Spike has apparently witnessed Helen Thomas emerging from the shower
- the paperboy

Hey! Who flushed the punch bowl again...
-divine miss m

Next on Stupid Pet Tricks: A dog who can act out Trainspotting
- V the K

16 comments:

Kevin Walker said...

Splash loved it when Kennedy would come home from a night of going over "legislation".

Citizen Grim said...

"Oh, sure, just stand there and laugh! How about you help me get my nose unstuck?"

MP Martin said...

Spike! Leave the Geico lizard alone!

prince of leaves said...

Spike's separation anxiety manifested itself in strange ways.

prince of leaves said...

"Hey man, I don't have a toilet mint problem...I can quit anytime I want..."

prince of leaves said...

While his owners were happy that Spike had finally given up on chasing the mail carrier, they were distressed with his new obsession with chasing the Tidy Bowl Man.

prince of leaves said...

Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!!!

prince of leaves said...

It wasn't sticking his head in the toilet that got Spike's clip banned from "America's Funniest Pet Videos", it's what he found in the bowl.

prince of leaves said...

The Dingleberry Retriever is understandably one of the less popular dog breeds.

Anonymous said...

OK, it had to be posted some day:

Why was Helen Keller's dog sick?

Submariner said...

Visual Daily Double!

What is "What happens the morning after a dog raids Teddy Kennedy's garbage pail?" Alex?

MP Martin said...

Maybe we've had too many Hot Babe Thursdays. Look how Pavlov's dog emptied out the toilet bowl.

Ever since we introduced Spike to Helen Thomas, he's been worshiping at the porcelain alter.

Submariner said...

Shehag's dog - thought bubble;
"Gotta smell it before you lick it! Gotta smell it before you lick it!"

Submariner said...

Shehag's dog - thought bubble;
"There ain't enough water to get rid the taste of Sharpton's pomade!"

divine miss m said...

Oh, no, someone's flushed the punch bowl again...

What, me worry? said...

Spike wants some of that Democrat Kool-Aid.

“With all of the crap I know John Murtha must be in here somewhere”.

“If I drown myself maybe I’ll get 72 bitches”.