Wilma Deering, Spandex and
My first boner
1. Hot catfight action! Thursday's babe versus Wednesday's fag! Taking all bets!
2. Feh, rocket scientist. Sprawl her across the hood of David Coverdale's Corvette, then we can discuss Thermodynamics.
3. "Eat your heart out, Barbra Streisand!"
4. ♪ "I wish they all could be Carolina... I wish they all could be Carolina... I wish they all could be Carolina ... girls..." ♪
5. She's a hot, sweaty vice cop who breaks all the rules! Vixen's Rack, Tuesdays, this Fall, on Fox!
Best of The Man
She currently works as an engineer at NASA’s Johnson Space Center. She can work at my Johnson anytime she wants.
...uhh Houston...we have liftoff in my pants.
Best of jeff
Summer is seriously hot in Texas...
"I'm wearing the Austrian flag on across my chest to attract Arnold..."
"What? Doesn't stringy, wet, smelly hair turn you on too?"
Best of Submariner
Appears she's been rode hard and put on display wet...
"...and my parents named me Chastity. Man! Talk about missing the target..."
Best of prince of leaves
Another proud beneficiary of NASA's synthetic materials research programs.
ORA: "Roger, Mission Control, we can confirm reentry..."
Best of What, me worry?
It’s not the heat, it’s th hellacious hooters.
Word verification of aaaeme: always about adhering erotically (to) me.
Best of Dusty
*giggle giggle*---and I'm really good at counting backwards from 10.
Best of Cybrludite
I'd calculate her ΔV any day of the week, and twice on Sundays.
H/T: Ed at Disco LiesSource: Houston Texans