Thursday, September 28, 2006

Texan-Cheerleader-Rocket Scientist

Haiku This!
Seventies Flashback
Wilma Deering, Spandex and
My first boner


1. Hot catfight action! Thursday's babe versus Wednesday's fag! Taking all bets!

2. Feh, rocket scientist. Sprawl her across the hood of David Coverdale's Corvette, then we can discuss Thermodynamics.

3. "Eat your heart out, Barbra Streisand!"

4. ♪ "I wish they all could be Carolina... I wish they all could be Carolina... I wish they all could be Carolina ... girls..."

5. She's a hot, sweaty vice cop who breaks all the rules! Vixen's Rack, Tuesdays, this Fall, on Fox!

Best of The Man
She currently works as an engineer at NASA’s Johnson Space Center. She can work at my Johnson anytime she wants.

...uhh Houston...we have liftoff in my pants.

Best of jeff
Summer is seriously hot in Texas...

"I'm wearing the Austrian flag on across my chest to attract Arnold..."

"What? Doesn't stringy, wet, smelly hair turn you on too?"


Best of Submariner
Appears she's been rode hard and put on display wet...

"...and my parents named me Chastity. Man! Talk about missing the target..."

Best of prince of leaves
Another proud beneficiary of NASA's synthetic materials research programs.

ORA: "Roger, Mission Control, we can confirm reentry..."

Best of What, me worry?
It’s not the heat, it’s th hellacious hooters.

Word verification of aaaeme: always about adhering erotically (to) me.

Best of Dusty
*giggle giggle*---and I'm really good at counting backwards from 10.

Best of Cybrludite
I'd calculate her ΔV any day of the week, and twice on Sundays.



H/T: Ed at Disco LiesSource: Houston Texans

24 comments:

The Man said...

The bathroom girls just went back to being lesbos.

The Man said...

She currently works as an engineer at NASA’s Johnson Space Center.

She can work at my Johnson anytime she wants.

The Man said...

NASA just had 23 resumes come across the wire.

Capt. Queeg said...

"...I've got a rocket in my pocket..."

jeff said...

Summer is seriously hot in Texas...

"I'm wearing the Austrian flag on across my chest to attract Arnold..."

"What, doesn't stringy, wet, smelly hair turn you on too?"

The Man said...

...uhh Houston...we have liftoff in my pants.

Adjustah said...

The future ex-Mrs. Adjustah

Adjustah said...

Ms. Streisand! You've been reinflated!

Submariner said...

Appears she's been rode hard and put on display wet...

prince of leaves said...

Another proud beneficiary of NASA's synthetic materials research programs.

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "Roger, Mission Control, we can confirm reentry..."

Submariner said...

biddy, biddy, biddy;
What's up, Buck?

What, me worry? said...

It’s not the heat, it’s th hellacious hooters.

Word verification of aaaeme: always about adhering erotically (to) me.

Dusty said...

*giggle giggle*---and I'm really good at counting backwards from 10.

Dusty said...

and I'm intimately involved with NASA's study of various heat sources of heavenly bodies.

Cricket said...

Cher Bono unveiled her new nose and boob job.

Chrees said...

Further proof that Houston is Silicone Valley.

Submariner said...

"...and my parents named me Chastity. Man! Talk about missing the target..."

Steve B said...

Wow, I never knew that cheerleading bios were as real as Playboy's.

Cybrludite said...

I'd calculate her ΔV any day of the week, and twice on Sundays.

Cybrludite said...

I've got a love rocket, baby, and it's ready to take off.I've got a love rocket, baby, and it's ready to take off.
I'm a happy father mocker...
I've got a bottle of Smirnoff!

Von Lichtenstein said...

I've studied this set very carefully and my expert opinion is that she does, indeed, have better headlights than Babs.

GOP & College said...

#1 Reason to date an engineer: They design and build larger erections.

Steve B said...

In my time in engineering school not once had I seen that was this hot.