Tuesday, September 19, 2006

She's Gonna Blow!


1. "Did you enjoy your burrito, sahib?"

2. Fantastic Voyage 2006, a team or brave scientists explore Andrew Sullivan's anus.

3. There was something strikingly familiar about the alien landscape, but Mr. Sulu just couldn't put his finger in it... er, on it.

4. "Bummer, dude, you drew the black dot."

5. "Before the infidels got fed up with our bullshit, this place was called 'Mekkah.'"

6. Deep in the heart of Nepal, retsin miners struggle to meet Certs' daily quota.

7. "You tossed in Lindsay Lohan and the volcano god still was not pleased? OK, let's toss in Hillary Duff and Avril Lavigne just to be sure."

8. "Welcome to Hell, Bill Maher. Do you still believe religion is a mental disorder? Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

9. "Hey, look, a Starbucks!"

10. "Riiiii-cola!"

Best of Jonathan
"Allah-dammit, whose brilliant idea was it to let Ibrahaim play with the C-4?"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Yes this used to be the Dome of the Rock, until the pope decided he didn't want to apologize after all."

Best of Anonymous
"We call this enormous, smoking crater 'Dan Rather's Credibility.'"

Best of jeff
"Man, these Amazing Race challenges get weirder each season!"

Best of Submariner
Fez could not help wondering; "How many boxes of cracker jacks can this thing hold?"

Best of Chrees
"Better throw in Eddie Murphy for that whole Golden Child thing, too..."

Best of Adjustah
Boba hoped that this would give the Sarlacc indigestion...

Best of prince of leaves
Mardi Gras in Nepal: "Hey sherpa! Throw me sump'n!!!"

Best of Curly
“We just buried Osama, when the ground around us caved in as if he were getting sucked into the very bowels of Hell.”



From the WaPo.

21 comments:

The Man said...

Allah commands you to fill this hole with water to make a glorious wave pool for me.

Jonathan said...

"Allah-dammit, whose brilliant idea was it to let Ibrahaim play with the C-4?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes this used to be the Dome of the Rock, until the pope decided he didn't want to apologize after all."

Anonymous said...

"We call this enormous, smoking crater 'Dan Rather's Credibility.'"

jeff said...

Kofi Annan spreads good cheer, and box lunches, among the underpriviliged of the world.

"Man, these Amazing Race challenges get weirder each season!"

Submariner said...

Fez could not help wondering; "How many boxes of cracker jacks can this thing hold?"

Chrees said...

"Better throw in Eddie Murphy for that whole Golden Child thing, too..."

Rodney Dill said...

She's Gonna Blow!

Atop Mt. Lewinski

Submariner said...

"May lightening strike me if I'm telling a falsehood, sahib."
Unfortunately for Patel, he was lying, and Kali was listening.

Submariner said...

ORA:

It's just one little mint...

Submariner said...

Must be Mount Kennedy - looks like an @ss and just blows smoke.

Cybrludite said...

Due to a typo, east African terror suspect were deported to Sedan by mistake. (That's our story, and we're sticking to it...)

Adjustah said...

Boba hoped that this would give the Sarlacc indigestion...

prince of leaves said...

Sri Bhabaganoush dispenses wisdom and Motorola Razor phones to the faithful from his mountaintop hermitage.

prince of leaves said...

Mardi Gras in Nepal: "Hey sherpa! Throw me sump'n!!!"

What, me worry? said...

“Thanks to Nancy Pelosi’s prohibition on cluster bombs, the evil infidels pigs’ bombs missed us again!”

Seens in the afterlife: Having thought that they earned passage to a harem with 72 virgins, terrorists always act surprised as they slide into hell.

What, me worry? said...

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

Some leftover tsunami packages Kiai Yunus saved for you - catch!

A.M. Mora y Leon said...

"Hold muh tsunami stashes ... watch this!"

Dusty said...

What the next Democrat convention will look like if they don't take back control of Congress this year.

Curly said...

“It’s the Americans’ fault that we’re stuck in this stinking hole.”

“Oh Great Guru, what is the meaning of life…and why do you have that huge bag of cocaine?”

“Bush was here too? No wonder it smells of sulfur”.

“We just buried Osama, when the ground around us caved in as if he were getting sucked into the very bowels of Hell.”