1. Gesundheit!
2. The backwash from Louis Farakhan's Mother-Ship lifting off was very intense.
3. "Mrs Pelosi, would you mind standing by the airlock while I get a ..."
4. "I hate coming back to the trailer park in tornado season."
5. "Well, that's the last time I defile an Indian Burial Ground."
6. Michael Moore's Taco Bell endorsement contract was cancelled the next day.
Best o' the paperboy
When Jay "The Critic" Sherman repudiates Hugo Chavez' claims of winning the belching contest at the UN.
Best o' Anonymous
Jesse Jackson's PUSH rant was so powerful, it blew Jacko's glove right off.
Best o' Submariner
Remember; you should never, ever, EVER go outside in a hurricane to take pictures. Leave that to us, the trained professionals here at the Weather Chan - >>!!INCOMING BOAT!!<<<
I miss the good old days when Barbra could STILL HIT the high notes...
Michiko Yamaguchi's last sight; 8:16am, Aug 6, 1945.
Best o' Van Helsing
With an intense blast of sulfurous wind, the entire United Nations building was conjured off to hell.
Best o' Cybrludite
August 6, 1945: "What the **** was that?!?
Best o' prince of leaves
The signature "Blast of Hostpitality™" diners received when entering wasn't enough to save the ill-conceived "TOOTERS" chili and baked potato restaurant chain from swift bankruptcy.
Best o' Dusty
Lydia just happened to passing the Fox News Studio at the precise moment that Chris Wallace asked Bill Clinton why he hadn't done more to capture bin Laden.
Best o' Curly
“I said ‘SAY cheese”, not “CUT THE cheese’!”
From: The WaPo
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Lesser known members of the Addams Family: Cousin It's sister, Ita.
Kennedy Dating Tip #43: Assume this position if a Kennedy asks you if you need a lift.
Jesse Jackson's PUSH rant was so powerful, it blew Jacko's glove right off.
Remember; you should never, ever, EVER go outside in a hurricane to take pictures. Leave that to us, the trained professionals here at the Weather Chan - >>!!INCOMING BOAT!!<<<
Once Teddy worked himself up to full bloviate mode, nothing could stop him.
I miss the good old days when Barbra could STILL HIT the high notes...
With an intense blast of sulfurous wind, the entire United Nations building was conjured off to hell.
Old Joke Reference:
August 6, 1945: "What the **** was that?!?
TTCW* Inspired by Cybr:
Michiko Yamaguchi's last sight; 8:16am, Aug 6, 1945.
TTCW - Totally Tasteless Caption Warning
Rare off-set picture of Gail Chang, photo-journalist and historian on many of Mel Brooks' movies. This picture is rumored to have been taken during the filming of the campfire scene in "Blazing Saddles."
When Jay "The Critic" Sherman repudiates Hugo Chavez' claims of winning the belching contest at the UN.
My gawd, no! Just a picture of you STANDING there, Mr. Cheney. Please put that away!
Nothin' nothin' Just waiting in line for the next showing of "Gone With The Wind." You?
Fart in the hand, not in the face.
“Dangit Congresswoman Pelosi! Quit crossing and uncrossing your legs while I take your picture!”
Having just been hit in the face by a wind-blown camera, the Governorette of Louisiana, realizes that federal assistance could be a good thing.
The signature "Blast of Hostpitality™" diners received when entering wasn't enough to save the ill-conceived "TOOTERS" chili and baked potato restaurant chain from swift bankruptcy.
Lydia just happened to passing the Fox News Studio at the precise moment that Chris Wallace asked Bill Clinton why he hadn't done more to capture bin Laden.
“I said ‘SAY cheese”, not “CUT THE cheese’!”
“I specifically set me camera to remove red eye, and now your showing me your brown eye?”
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