Tuesday, September 19, 2006

She Blew


1. Gesundheit!

2. The backwash from Louis Farakhan's Mother-Ship lifting off was very intense.

3. "Mrs Pelosi, would you mind standing by the airlock while I get a ..."

4. "I hate coming back to the trailer park in tornado season."

5. "Well, that's the last time I defile an Indian Burial Ground."

6. Michael Moore's Taco Bell endorsement contract was cancelled the next day.

Best o' the paperboy
When Jay "The Critic" Sherman repudiates Hugo Chavez' claims of winning the belching contest at the UN.

Best o' Anonymous
Jesse Jackson's PUSH rant was so powerful, it blew Jacko's glove right off.

Best o' Submariner
Remember; you should never, ever, EVER go outside in a hurricane to take pictures. Leave that to us, the trained professionals here at the Weather Chan - >>!!INCOMING BOAT!!<<<

I miss the good old days when Barbra could STILL HIT the high notes...

Michiko Yamaguchi's last sight; 8:16am, Aug 6, 1945.

Best o' Van Helsing
With an intense blast of sulfurous wind, the entire United Nations building was conjured off to hell.

Best o' Cybrludite
August 6, 1945: "What the **** was that?!?

Best o' prince of leaves
The signature "Blast of Hostpitality™" diners received when entering wasn't enough to save the ill-conceived "TOOTERS" chili and baked potato restaurant chain from swift bankruptcy.

Best o' Dusty
Lydia just happened to passing the Fox News Studio at the precise moment that Chris Wallace asked Bill Clinton why he hadn't done more to capture bin Laden.

Best o' Curly
“I said ‘SAY cheese”, not “CUT THE cheese’!”


From: The WaPo

19 comments:

jeff said...

Lesser known members of the Addams Family: Cousin It's sister, Ita.

The Man said...

Kennedy Dating Tip #43: Assume this position if a Kennedy asks you if you need a lift.

Anonymous said...

Jesse Jackson's PUSH rant was so powerful, it blew Jacko's glove right off.

Submariner said...

Remember; you should never, ever, EVER go outside in a hurricane to take pictures. Leave that to us, the trained professionals here at the Weather Chan - >>!!INCOMING BOAT!!<<<

Submariner said...

Once Teddy worked himself up to full bloviate mode, nothing could stop him.

Submariner said...

I miss the good old days when Barbra could STILL HIT the high notes...

Van Helsing said...

With an intense blast of sulfurous wind, the entire United Nations building was conjured off to hell.

Cybrludite said...

Old Joke Reference:

August 6, 1945: "What the **** was that?!?

Submariner said...

TTCW* Inspired by Cybr:

Michiko Yamaguchi's last sight; 8:16am, Aug 6, 1945.


TTCW - Totally Tasteless Caption Warning

Submariner said...

Rare off-set picture of Gail Chang, photo-journalist and historian on many of Mel Brooks' movies. This picture is rumored to have been taken during the filming of the campfire scene in "Blazing Saddles."

MP Martin said...

When Jay "The Critic" Sherman repudiates Hugo Chavez' claims of winning the belching contest at the UN.

Submariner said...

My gawd, no! Just a picture of you STANDING there, Mr. Cheney. Please put that away!

Submariner said...

Nothin' nothin' Just waiting in line for the next showing of "Gone With The Wind." You?

What, me worry? said...
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What, me worry? said...

Fart in the hand, not in the face.

“Dangit Congresswoman Pelosi! Quit crossing and uncrossing your legs while I take your picture!”

Dusty said...

Having just been hit in the face by a wind-blown camera, the Governorette of Louisiana, realizes that federal assistance could be a good thing.

prince of leaves said...

The signature "Blast of Hostpitality™" diners received when entering wasn't enough to save the ill-conceived "TOOTERS" chili and baked potato restaurant chain from swift bankruptcy.

Dusty said...

Lydia just happened to passing the Fox News Studio at the precise moment that Chris Wallace asked Bill Clinton why he hadn't done more to capture bin Laden.

Curly said...

“I said ‘SAY cheese”, not “CUT THE cheese’!”

“I specifically set me camera to remove red eye, and now your showing me your brown eye?”