Saturday, September 09, 2006

The Shadow Fleet Massed on Her Head, Waiting for the Signal to Reclaim Z'ha'doom

Hillary and Barney Frank's interns looked forward to the Friday Night Twister competitions.
- The Man

The newest Broadway play - "Flinging Naked People At Each Other With A Ginormous Slingshot" - recieved mediocre critical praise, but it proved so popularly successful that it would become a regular feature during intermissions at Rangers games.
-Citizen Grim

The "Hillary Finds Out About Monica" scene from Oh Clinton! The All-Nude Broadway Musical.
-prince of leaves

Snakes on a Scalp.
-prince of leaves

"She was all over me...no, really..."
-prince of leaves

Adrew mused, "I hope Sprockets hurries through this part and gets to the guys wrestling in Ragu..."
-Submariner

Xlanthulza was confused to find that the males of this world did not carry their genitals on their back.
-the paperboy

Jimmy was concerned that Suzie might have some attachment issues.
-lawhawk

Lifetime hopes you ladies are enjoying "The Lorena Bobbitt Story as told throught Interpretive Dance" We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor - J.A. Henckels.
-Submariner

Smell this and guess where it's been!
-Submariner

17 comments:

The Man said...

Ahh.. Twister night at The Kennedy Compound.

Citizen Grim said...

The newest Broadway play - "Flinging Naked People At Each Other With A Ginormous Slingshot" - recieved mediocre critical praise, but it proved so popularly successful that it would become a regular feature during intermissions at Rangers games.

prince of leaves said...

...and then Hassan woke up from his recurring "strong woman"-themed nightmare.

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan awoke from his dream and screamed:

"Those heels show chose are horrible!"

prince of leaves said...

The "Hillary Finds Out About Monica" scene from Oh Clinton! The All-Nude Broadway Musical.

prince of leaves said...

Snakes on a Scalp.

prince of leaves said...

"She was all over me...no, really..."

prince of leaves said...

Baz Luhrman's ill-advised high-concept remake of Batpussy was a disappointing follow-up to Moulin Rouge.

Submariner said...

Adrew mused, "I hope Sprockets hurries through this part and gets to the guys wrestling in Ragu..."

MP Martin said...

Xlanthulza was confused to find that the males of this world did not carry their genitals on their back.

lawhawk said...

Jimmy was concerned that Suzie might have some attachment issues.

This is what happens when you put V the K in charge of airline security

Rodney Dill could not be reached for comment.

Submariner said...

Lifetime hopes you ladies are enjoying "The Lorena Bobbitt Story." We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor - J.A. Henckels.



too veiled?

Submariner said...

Smell this and guess where it's been!

sonicfrog said...

God, and I thought dating in the 90's was complicated...

lawhawk said...

And now we return to Babylon Jive, featuring the Coed Naked Dance Team

jeff said...

"...and now, from Cirque du Soliel!"

What, me worry? said...

Succumbing to liberal pressure groups, Holland adopts a new flag with red/black outer stripes, a green-to blue center stripe, and hedonistic debauchery as the center symbol.

Separation anxiety…