Saturday, September 30, 2006

Republicana


1. Even for Enumclaw, this was pretty weird.

2. In front of his entire IM Friends list, Congressman Foley meets an ironic demise.

3. Before his resignation, Mark Foley introduced his campaign mascot, the 'Fudge Pachyderm.'

4. "Do you kids think that puny fence would stop an enraged bull elephant? Let's find out."

5. "Children! Children! Please! Mr. Merrick is very sensitive."

Best of prince of leaves
"And if you think those Beijing Animal Olympics tricks were sick, wait until you see what Mr. Tusky here can do with his trunk, two barrels of olive oil, and a shaved woodchuck!"

The crowd looked up in horror as Olive the Elephant flung Wild Ed's midget assistant Nesreddin into the flight path of a passing airliner.

Best of Straight8
Yes,I am for raising the minimum wage. I'm tired of working for peanuts. (ducks)

Best of David Simon
"So kids, in summary, if you don't study hard, you'll become a pudgy loser who lives in a squalid trailer training smelly beasts to do stupid tricks for suburban brats."

"It's not that Babar doesn't like peanuts kids, it's just that fat carnies are so much more tasty."

Best of sonicfrog
We knew Andrew Sullivan always was a bit of a size queen!, but the bestiality still came as a surprise.

Best of Curly
Andrew Sullivan was pissed. “Ed, you idiot, I specifically asked for anal probes, not ‘animal proboscis’.”

While everyone knew Ed had a meth lab in his trailer, they cut him slack with the police because he protected his illegal enterprise with elephants instead of pit bulls.

Best of the paperboy
This means Rosie's in the mood for some lovin! Any epileptics in the audience?


File Under: Americana

21 comments:

prince of leaves said...

"And if you think those Beijing Animal Olympics tricks were sick, wait until you see what Mr. Tusky here can do with his trunk, two barrels of olive oil, and a shaved woodchuck!"

prince of leaves said...

The crowd looked up in horror as Olive the Elephant flung Wild Ed's midget assistant Nesreddin into the flight path of a passing airliner.

Straight8 said...

Yes,I am for raising the minimum wage. I'm tired of working for peanuts.

(ducks)

David Simon said...

"So kids, in summary, if you don't study hard, you'll become a pudgy loser who lives in a squalid trailer training smelly beasts to do stupid tricks for suburban brats."

David Simon said...

"It's not that Babar doesn't like peanuts kids, it's just that fat carnies are so much more tasty."

sonicfrog said...

Andrew Sullivan always was a bit of a size queen!

Curly said...

Amazing yet true: The fence that separates the audience from the elephant is more eloborate that the one we have on the border.

Curly said...

A moonbat’s dream interpreted: “While the elephant obviously represents the Republican Party, the other items are a bit more obscure…The fuel drums are the environmental degradation in the blue states, the children are those caught up in the ‘No Child Left Behind’ act, while the man in the camo pants is Carl Rove orchestrating an out of control shadow government.”

Curly said...

Andrew Sullivan was pissed. “Ed, you idiot, I specifically asked for anal probes, not ‘animal proboscis’.”

Curly said...

While everyone knew Ed had a meth lab in his trailer, they cut him slack with the police because he protected his illegal enterprise with elephants instead of pit bulls.

MP Martin said...

What's that up there? Made you look!

MP Martin said...

This means Rosie's in the mood for some lovin! Any epileptics in the audience?

MP Martin said...

Of course, the obvious:
"Look out! He could gore!"
"He does look kind of like Al Gore."

Speaking of Gore, how long before Global Warming is attributed to flatulant elephants?

DRUDGEBREAKING
Global warming report leads to ban on elephant breeding. Enumclaw riots.
DEVELOPING...

Submariner said...

Andrew looked at Barney; "Do those tusks make you think what I'm thinking?"
Barney replies; "Same bat time, same bat channel, boy wonder..."

Frank IBC said...

The Democrats on November 8

Cricket said...

Steven Irwin's replacement auditions today with getting a specimen.

What, me worry? said...
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What, me worry? said...

Do my tusks make my trunk look big?

Submariner said...

Wow - al'Gore has really let himself go!
(but I'm glad he's getting back into the puclic eye...)

Submariner said...

DRUDGBREAKING...
Amidst mainstream media trumpeting, Durham Country Prosecutor Mike Nifong announces a new allegation against Duke athletes...
Developing...

Submariner said...

That thing is just like my daddy - he's fat and momma is always complaing he's a "horny b@st@rd."