Saturday, September 09, 2006

"Only Two Things Come From Texas. Steers and Queers. So, show me your horns, Billy. Show me your horns."

9 comments:

Citizen Grim said...

"Gee, dad, he wen't straight for that like it was a habit or something!"

MP Martin said...

Pedophile Of The Week Candidate #748. Okay son, you may already know all about this, but it's time for you to learn how to ride a calf right proper now.

prince said...

"Jeez, Dad, is that Bessie's ass I smell, or your pig-fat brylcreem?"

prince of leaves said...

"And you really expect me to believe that you were practicing for your 'artificial insemination' class?"

prince of leaves said...

"I think you'll find we do things a little bit differently up here in Enumclaw, Billy..."

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan just couldn't fina way to quit bessie.

Submariner said...

ORA:

It's your call, Stubby.

Submariner said...

What, Me Worry and Jeff get Prough91's prom date dressed...

What, me worry? said...

”I know it says 27 on the tag son, but I got dyslexic. This here’s one of your 72 virgins, as promised.”